So what was the real reason for Melo's absence?

[armory]

Is there any chance of getting an actual explanation after all the thousands of different rumors that had been floating around for weeks?

 

[orangenauburn]

he was busy consoling Laurie Fine

 

[jekelish]

He was trying to test whether his absence really DOES make our hearts grow fonder. He's something of a scientist. Like Batman.

Only he doesn't fight crime in Gotham City. He does it in Des Moines. Haven't you ever wondered why Des Moines is such a boring city? It's because Fab Melo serves as its protector.

 

[cusetown1]

Fab Melo = John Syracuse

 

[Flacusian]

If we tell you we'll have to kill you!

 

[pfister1]

It was a protest over having to wear the Gray...I mean platinum jerseys

 

[orangenirvana]

Busy searching for igor.

 

[SourShoes]

Alpha Phi & Chucks