How about this:
The squirming Coyle of Otto
I keep to direct and teach
Tried yesterday to get away
From meetings at Fernandina Beach
I saw John Swofford on the beach
Trying to catch a ray
His school payouts were kind of light
And the squirming Coyle, it got away
the B1G flex the income ring
proves that contract cash is king
the ACC's a crooked street
ND joins, rebirth's complete
Dino can make this whole point moot
he doesn't run the run and shoot
hot chicks and an Otto suit
college kids will root taboot
I'd like to kick Coyle's ass some day
Like UNC, he will not pay
now he wears a shade of brown
how long again till he skips town
F the Hoyas
UCONN failed
I think Naes will go to jail
the new AD will make his stamp
time for Jimmy to run his camp