The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[orangefog]

What sports would Rutgers be good at? I am thinking competitive car detailing or maybe timed personal cologne distribution.

 

[CuseCrew08]

Is that a Rutgers "home game"?

 

[Rocco]

What sports would Rutgers be good at? I am thinking competitive car detailing or maybe timed personal cologne distribution.

Sausage stuffing and/or bologna licking. They would be unstoppable.

 

[JoeSU]

Is this the same event?
It reminds me of some of our past "full contact" events with Georgetown and Pitt.

 

[CuseCactus]

Sausage stuffing and/or bologna licking. They would be unstoppable.

They be good at bowling maybe. Nah - too much "athleticism". How about shuffleboard? That must be a think in Atlantic City.

 

[texascpa]

Perusing r/cfb and someone asked what team would be fun to watch this year as a new fan of college football. Top comment:



Arkansas • SEC
masdogg89

59 points·20 hours ago

You’ll do fine watching anything, but whatever you do, don’t watch Rutgers

 

[bigmike]

What sports would Rutgers be good at? I am thinking competitive car detailing or maybe timed personal cologne distribution.

Yes, but only in the category of used cars.

 

[SUfaninAZ]

Perusing r/cfb and someone asked what team would be fun to watch this year as a new fan of college football. Top comment:



Arkansas • SEC
masdogg89

59 points·20 hours ago

You’ll do fine watching anything, but whatever you do, don’t watch Rutgers

That's awesome.

 

[SUFaninNJ]

So, SU adds over 9,000 new season ticket holders, meanwhile, on the banks of the Raritan, Rutgers tries desperately to hold on to the 16k plus that is their total season ticket base. Sometimes ya just gotta smile.

 

[Briancuse]

What sports would Rutgers be good at? I am thinking competitive car detailing or maybe timed personal cologne distribution.

Competitive eating.

 

[orangefog]

Competitive eating.

What would the Rutgers Douchecathalon consist of?

 

[FloridaFan]

Perusing r/cfb and someone asked what team would be fun to watch this year as a new fan of college football. Top comment:



Arkansas • SEC
masdogg89

59 points·20 hours ago

You’ll do fine watching anything, but whatever you do, don’t watch Rutgers

As an extremely active member of r/cfb rutgers is just as much a joke to them as they are to us. they also love Otto as well.

 

[kcsu]

They be good at bowling maybe. Nah - too much "athleticism". How about shuffleboard? That must be a think in Atlantic City.

When i think of Rutgers i think of Corn hole

 

[FAL]

When i think of Rutgers i think of Corn hole

Bada Bing!

 

[Rocco]

What sports would Rutgers be good at? I am thinking competitive car detailing or maybe timed personal cologne distribution.

MEATLOAF GUZZLING

 

[bigmike]

MEATLOAF GUZZLING

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Literally busted out laughing when I saw this. Classic, but isn't this what the "short in the tooth" crowd refer to as body shaming?

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Literally busted out laughing when I saw this. Classic, but isn't this what the "short in the tooth" crowd refer to as body shaming?

I don't think he is ashamed at all.

 

[JarHeadJim]

How do you get a Rutgers Grad off your porch?





















You pay him for your Pizza!!

OHH Forget about it

 

[CuseCactus]

How do you get a Rutgers Grad of your porch?





















You pay him for your Pizza!!

OHH Forget about it

You sir - ARE THE MAN! hahahahahahah

 

[Frozen]

 

[longtimefan]

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Yep, that's the ticket, SHI IT.

 

[DeGrozz]

 

[bigmike]

This just in - coach Ash is holding out on announcing his starting QB for Friday nights game. He feels he needs to keep his decision close to the vest to gain a competitive advantage against Ohio State??

No, UMASS.

That, plus 2-3 trick plays and a well timed turnover could push them over the top. Here's hoping this trickeration backfires.

Here’s the latest sign that McLane Carter will be Rutgers’ starting quarterback against UMass

 

[OburgCuse]

This just in - coach Ash is holding out on announcing his starting QB for Friday nights game. He feels he needs to keep his decision close to the vest to gain a competitive advantage against Ohio State??

No, UMASS.

That, plus 2-3 trick plays and a well timed turnover could push them over the top. Here's hoping this trickeration backfires.

Here’s the latest sign that McLane Carter will be Rutgers’ starting quarterback against UMass

Let me preface this by saying that I’m all for watching Rutgers self implode weekly against group of 5 schools and lose 70-0 against Big 10 teams. With that being said I really like what Ash at the helm does for our program so I’m kind of hoping they find a way to win about 4 or maybe 5 games and keep him...