The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[Upstate]

*whispers* Good on Rutgers to include a bunch of local options on their beer list.

 

[Frozen]

 

[TheCusian]

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Just when you think it can’t get worse

 

[orangepassion]

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Where College football was born and where a part of it died.

 

[jgeorge322]

It was Penthouse. They had a "Bottom 20". UVa was in it a lot. I will admit to peeking between my fingers while paging through to the articles.

Thats clearly a lie considering you had no free hands

 

[orangepassion]

Rutgers football has a whole lot of misery to put behind it

 

['72 Orange]

Rutgers football has a whole lot of misery to put behind it

I love the opening paragraphs:

College football showed no mercy on Rutgers last fall — not that the Big Ten’s punching bag did much to help itself, either.
It culminated in a brutal 1-11 season. At the start of last season, the Scarlet Knights played their home games in HighPoint.com Stadium. Evidently unable to find any high points, Rutgers will play their games this season at SHI Stadium — and no, that is not edited for the newspaper.

 

[FAL]

I love the opening paragraphs:

College football showed no mercy on Rutgers last fall — not that the Big Ten’s punching bag did much to help itself, either.
It culminated in a brutal 1-11 season. At the start of last season, the Scarlet Knights played their home games in HighPoint.com Stadium. Evidently unable to find any high points, Rutgers will play their games this season at SHI Stadium — and no, that is not edited for the newspaper.

We got the Loud House; they’ve got the SHI House. Sounds about right.

 

[DeGrozz]

The bottom ten paragraph is just too good:

"All season long we will celebrate the 150th anniversary of college football, a sport first played on Nov. 6, 1869, on the Rutgers campus. The home team defeated Princeton in a game played by 50 men at once over the course of a couple of hours, but together produced a total of 10 points. In related news, the 149th Rutgers team averaged 13.5 points per game in 2018, last in the nation. What a tribute."

 

[texascpa]

McLane Carter will be Rutgers’ starting QB for season opener vs. UMass

Interesting.

 

[JeremyCuse]

McLane Carter will be Rutgers’ starting QB for season opener vs. UMass

Interesting.

That had to be the easiest decision Ash has ever made. A rock would have been a better option then Sitkowski.

 

[PhatOrange]

I honestly think UMass can win this game.

 

[JeremyCuse]

I honestly think UMass can win this game.

There as big a dumpster fire as RU. Even RU should win this game like Ucant last night vs Wagner.

 

[orangenauburn]

Carter gives them a punchers chance at 3-4 wins

Artur had them looking at 0-1 win

 

[djorange1989]

That had to be the easiest decision Ash has ever made. A rock would have been a better option then Sitkowski.

It would have been an easy decision if Ash himself wasn’t as dumb as a rock

 

[TheHaze315]

First time being in this thread during the year I’ve been on this board, feels like a good time to remind everyone that Artur Sitowski once finished a game with 8 passing yards and a QBR of 1..... thank god rutgers got the “better coach” back in December of ‘15. Long live the Ash era.

 

[HtownOrange]

McLane Carter will be Rutgers’ starting QB for season opener vs. UMass

Interesting.

Sitkowski is still in counseling...

 

[texascpa]

First time being in this thread during the year I’ve been on this board, feels like a good time to remind everyone that Artur Sitowski once finished a game with 8 passing yards and a QBR of 1... thank god rutgers got the “better coach” back in December of ‘15. Long live the Ash era.

And the "better NJ QB"

 

[Rocco]

RutgersAl and RRRUUU must be peaches these days.

For the few years of disillusion when Rutgers was winning games, he can go kick a BIG ol bag of rocks nowadays. Pound salt, too.

 

[DeGrozz]

RutgersAl and RRRUUU must be peaches these days.

For the few years of disillusion when Rutgers was winning games, he can go kick a BIG ol bag of rocks nowadays. Pound salt, too.

Whoa - just remembered him. Why haven't we seen his season preview yet?

 

[orangenauburn]

RutgersAl and RRRUUU must be peaches these days.

For the few years of disillusion when Rutgers was winning games, he can go kick a BIG ol bag of rocks nowadays. Pound salt, too.

RRRUUU was the worst

 

[jgeorge322]

Rutgers down 7-0 and new qb just threw a pick on first series. Lol

 

[jgeorge322]

Spoke too soon. 14-0 to umass. Hahah. What a nightmare.

 

[690West]

Down 14-0 already to Umass at home! What the hell is going on in Piscataway

 

[SUfaninAZ]

Spoke too soon. 14-0 to umass. Hahah. What a nightmare.

Nightmare! This is a wet dream!