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The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

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I love the opening paragraphs:

College football showed no mercy on Rutgers last fall — not that the Big Ten’s punching bag did much to help itself, either.
It culminated in a brutal 1-11 season. At the start of last season, the Scarlet Knights played their home games in HighPoint.com Stadium. Evidently unable to find any high points, Rutgers will play their games this season at SHI Stadium — and no, that is not edited for the newspaper.
 
I love the opening paragraphs:

College football showed no mercy on Rutgers last fall — not that the Big Ten’s punching bag did much to help itself, either.
It culminated in a brutal 1-11 season. At the start of last season, the Scarlet Knights played their home games in HighPoint.com Stadium. Evidently unable to find any high points, Rutgers will play their games this season at SHI Stadium — and no, that is not edited for the newspaper.

We got the Loud House; they’ve got the SHI House. Sounds about right. :p
 
The bottom ten paragraph is just too good:

"All season long we will celebrate the 150th anniversary of college football, a sport first played on Nov. 6, 1869, on the Rutgers campus. The home team defeated Princeton in a game played by 50 men at once over the course of a couple of hours, but together produced a total of 10 points. In related news, the 149th Rutgers team averaged 13.5 points per game in 2018, last in the nation. What a tribute."
 
Carter gives them a punchers chance at 3-4 wins

Artur had them looking at 0-1 win
 
First time being in this thread during the year I’ve been on this board, feels like a good time to remind everyone that Artur Sitowski once finished a game with 8 passing yards and a QBR of 1..... thank god rutgers got the “better coach” back in December of ‘15. Long live the Ash era.
 
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First time being in this thread during the year I’ve been on this board, feels like a good time to remind everyone that Artur Sitowski once finished a game with 8 passing yards and a QBR of 1... thank god rutgers got the “better coach” back in December of ‘15. Long live the Ash era.

And the "better NJ QB"
 
RutgersAl and RRRUUU must be peaches these days.

For the few years of disillusion when Rutgers was winning games, he can go kick a BIG ol bag of rocks nowadays. Pound salt, too.
 
RutgersAl and RRRUUU must be peaches these days.

For the few years of disillusion when Rutgers was winning games, he can go kick a BIG ol bag of rocks nowadays. Pound salt, too.

Whoa - just remembered him. Why haven't we seen his season preview yet?
 
RutgersAl and RRRUUU must be peaches these days.

For the few years of disillusion when Rutgers was winning games, he can go kick a BIG ol bag of rocks nowadays. Pound salt, too.
RRRUUU was the worst
 

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