The turkey is cooked

[HoustonCuse]

Well, almost. But since everything else appears to be cooked it made sense to mention it.

Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animals!!

 

[bballbeadle]

Okay, that bird is a cannibal!

 

[OrangeXtreme]

The bird is cooked
And there you are
You're running for your knife
You're a carving star.
And all the hours
No one knows
Just how hard you baked
But now it shows
In one shining dinner, it's all on the line
One shining dinner, with plenty of wine...

 

[Toga]

Just a half a mile from the railroad track.