If Pitt was a person...

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a television show, it would be the series finale of Lost.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a corleone, it would be fredo

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a trump, it would be eric

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a Syracuse University mascot, it would be the wolf.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a financial instrument, it would be an adjustable rate mortgage.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

If Pitt was a soft drink, it'd be Crystal Pepsi.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

If Pitt was posting in a game thread it would proudly proclaim to have muted the TV broadcast midway through the 1st half but then continue to complain about the announcers for the remainder of the game.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a super bowl, it would be liii

 

[AlaskaSU]

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If Pitt was a person, he'd be Eddie Haskel.

(In real life, the actor who played Eddie is a good guy.)

 

[moqui]

If Pitt were a WWF wrestler, he’d be Brian Knobbs from the Nasty Boys.

bastion booger

 

[moqui]

if pitt had a dream job, it would be colonic therapist

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a basketball coach, he'd be kevin stallings

 

[Cuse1985]

Pitt is an uninsured driver that hits your car, gets mad at you, then flees the scene.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was an NBA franchise owner, he would be James Dolan.

 

[ORRange]

If Pitt were a person he would be Pee Wee Herman in a movie theater

 

[moqui]

if pitt had a favorite intimate act, it would be a tie between donkey punch & cleveland steamer

 

[Trueblue25]

If Pitt were a Games of Thrones character, it’d be Robin Arynn

 

[OttoinGrotto]

if pitt had a favorite intimate act, it would be a tie between donkey punch & cleveland steamer

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

If Pitt were a person, they would post "Don't get too excited yet" after a nice win, or "I have a bad feeling about this", or "MUST WIN!!" before ANY game on a fan message board.

 

[RandygoCuse]

If Pitt were a person, he'd insist the earth is flat because "hey, this is American and I'm entitled to my opinion."

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person, they'd do bad things but not lie about it, and claim the bad things are ok under the defense that "at least I'm not a hypocrite."

 

[Orangello]

If Pitt were a beer, it would be this one

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a vaunted 3 pt shooter, it would be gmac

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a syracusefan poster, it would declare the team a title contender after every win & fatally flawed after every loss

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt would listen to Nickleback.