speaking of Kmart, I have a funny and kind of terrible story involving Kmart from when I was 5 years old. The parents loaded up all the kids in the family station wagon - me, my sister and four of my brothers one of whom was only a few months old.
My mother let me hang out near the toy section while she did some shopping back at a time before Adam was kidnapped and killed in Florida. She finished up her shopping, gathered up all the kids to head back to the car for the big night out at Carroll's for 10 cent burgers except she forgot about me. No one said anything until they got to Carroll's and realized they had left me at Kmart!
The store had closed and I was sitting on the customer service desk with worried employees not knowing what to do with me when my Mom finally came back to pick me up.
I never really shopped much at that Kmart, it was the one in Mattydale that was one of the last ones to close in the area. It was a bit traumatizing