Dirty Southerland Story

[sutomcat]

James was featured prominently on the Cuse Awards show. Spoke for the team when it received an award (I think it was for winning the most Director's Cup points for SU). Also appeared in a Dating Game spoof with Brandon Reese. I think it was called Know Your Teammate. They asked both a series of questions beforehand and then asked the other live the same questions and had them guess what their teammates respond was.

One of the questions Southerland was asked was "name something you do that no one knows about except you". Brandon was asked what Dirty answered to this question. He replied immediately to the effect of "I know he thinks no one knows about this, but EVERYONE knows, he isn't fooling anyone. WE ALL KNOW JAMES!". Matt Park reminded Brandon he still hadn't answered the question.

Brandon says "James always farts on the court. He farts all over the court, even in games".

Dirty is stunned. "My God! How did you know that? I can't believe it!" He shows his card. I FART ON THE COURT.

Beautiful People in the Courtside Seats: You have been warned.

 

[4evaOrange]

Hahaha. That's great.

 

[Marsh01]

I'm a big fan of farting in the dome. Nothing like blasting one whilst walking through the hallways knowing that the people around are suffering.

Yes I need to grow up.

 

[MyMeloMyMan]

Ah, so thats why Dion calls him the crop duster. I thought Dirty just had an interest in small planes and fertilization of crops.

 

[RoysRunts]

He eats Hard Boiled Eggs mixed with Mayo and Grandma Browns Baked Beans before every game

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

He eats Hard Boiled Eggs mixed with Mayo and Grandma Browns Baked Beans before every game

Chicken wings and Genny Cream Ale the night before.

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[sutomcat]

Chicken wings and Genny Cream Ale the night before.

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I hope not. That could kill someone.

This information gives the phrase Dirty Bomb a whole new meaning.

 

[OrlandoCuse]

They say Dirty is unguardable...for all the wrong reasons.

 

[texascpa]

That's a Newlywed's Game spoof, not dating game. Anyhoo, thanks to that info that's all I'm going to be thinking about next season when Dirty's on the court. Thanks tom.

 

[Henny & Coke]

 

[Millhouse]

 

[Millhouse]

 

[Cheriehoop]

Tactic obviously used by an "offensive" genius. ... Dirty and smelly, killer combo.

 

[RMH44]

James was featured prominently on the Cuse Awards show. Spoke for the team when it received an award (I think it was for winning the most Director's Cup points for SU). Also appeared in a Dating Game spoof with Brandon Reese. I think it was called Know Your Teammate. They asked both a series of questions beforehand and then asked the other live the same questions and had them guess what their teammates respond was.

One of the questions Southerland was asked was "name something you do that no one knows about except you". Brandon was asked what Dirty answered to this question. He replied immediately to the effect of "I know he thinks no one knows about this, but EVERYONE knows, he isn't fooling anyone. WE ALL KNOW JAMES!". Matt Park reminded Brandon he still hadn't answered the question.

Brandon says "James always farts on the court. He farts all over the court, even in games".

Dirty is stunned. "My God! How did you know that? I can't believe it!" He shows his card. I FART ON THE COURT.

Beautiful People in the Courtside Seats: You have been warned.

Helps explain his vertical jump...jet aided.

 

[PoppyHart]

Fifteen minutes to Wapner.

 

[bballbeadle]

My life just got a little sadder.

 

[reedny]

Chicken wings and Genny Cream Ale the night before.

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Nothing like quality...!!

 

[SBU72]

James was featured prominently on the Cuse Awards show. Spoke for the team when it received an award (I think it was for winning the most Director's Cup points for SU). Also appeared in a Dating Game spoof with Brandon Reese. I think it was called Know Your Teammate. They asked both a series of questions beforehand and then asked the other live the same questions and had them guess what their teammates respond was.

One of the questions Southerland was asked was "name something you do that no one knows about except you". Brandon was asked what Dirty answered to this question. He replied immediately to the effect of "I know he thinks no one knows about this, but EVERYONE knows, he isn't fooling anyone. WE ALL KNOW JAMES!". Matt Park reminded Brandon he still hadn't answered the question.

Brandon says "James always farts on the court. He farts all over the court, even in games".

Dirty is stunned. "My God! How did you know that? I can't believe it!" He shows his card. I FART ON THE COURT.

Beautiful People in the Courtside Seats: You have been warned.

The nick name "Dirty" takes on a new meaning.

 

[Fireball Jr.]

 

[RandygoCuse]

And I bet he's better at it than LeBron.

 

[SUFAN1]

I'm a big fan of farting in the dome. Nothing like blasting one whilst walking through the hallways knowing that the people around are suffering.

Yes I need to grow up.

Fart on an escalator in a Mall and watch people come into the aroma !

 

[cuseincincy]

Chicken wings and Genny Cream Ale the night before.

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They don't call em Genny Screamers for nothing.

 

[Marsh01]

Fart on an escalator in a Mall and watch people come into the aroma !

My favorite is to blast one in the aisle at the grocery store with someone at the other end of the aisle walking towards you. You pass them halfway and then do the quick turnaround to see them walking into the gates of hell from which you just left.

Again I am a child in an adult body.

 

[OrangeTim]

James was featured prominently on the Cuse Awards show. Spoke for the team when it received an award (I think it was for winning the most Director's Cup points for SU). Also appeared in a Dating Game spoof with Brandon Reese. I think it was called Know Your Teammate. They asked both a series of questions beforehand and then asked the other live the same questions and had them guess what their teammates respond was.

One of the questions Southerland was asked was "name something you do that no one knows about except you". Brandon was asked what Dirty answered to this question. He replied immediately to the effect of "I know he thinks no one knows about this, but EVERYONE knows, he isn't fooling anyone. WE ALL KNOW JAMES!". Matt Park reminded Brandon he still hadn't answered the question.

Brandon says "James always farts on the court. He farts all over the court, even in games".

Dirty is stunned. "My God! How did you know that? I can't believe it!" He shows his card. I FART ON THE COURT.

Beautiful People in the Courtside Seats: You have been warned.

Gas masks at the concession stands? Good find Tomcat, what a riot!

 

[CaptainJ]

Maybe once Dirty turns pro he can pick up endorsements from Gas-X and Beano