Happy Festivus! The annual airing of grievances.

[DoctorBombay]

To all these grievances I say, "dog isht"!
Yes, people who despite numerous signs and baggie stations in my hood, insist on not picking up after their fricken' dogs.
I gotta do it, why can't they? It's your gotdam mutt, you disgusting mofos!

 

[MSOrange]

People who start with, "To be honest..."

Well, yeah - I kinda expect that.

To be honest, that's one thing I'm guilty of and a habit I'm trying to break

 

[orangeinohio]

Irregardless is not a word

 

[rhcuse]

St. Jude’s fundraising. Get them off my CNN and MSNBC feed EVERY darn commercial break for the last three months.

I request all y’all to stop giving now because they wouldn’t spend their ad budget this way if it wasn’t effective. For only $1 a day we can bring an end to these dastardly interruptions with your help.

 

[DoctorBombay]

St. Jude’s fundraising. Get them off my CNN and MSNBC feed EVERY darn commercial break for the last three months.

I request all y’all to stop giving now because they wouldn’t spend their ad budget this way if it wasn’t effective. For only $1 a day we can bring an end to these dastardly interruptions with your help.

You're going to hell.

 

[Orangello]

People walking in airports while speaking into their phones and blocking the entire aisle so you can't pass even though you are walking faster. My head is going to explode.

Bartenders in bars who are shooting the breeze with their buds at the end of the bar who watch you sit down continue their conversations and refuse to wait on you. If you don't like your job, find another.

Old peeps in first class who go to the head of the priority line 30 minutes before the flight boards blocking the entire line and everyone else's access including, the flight crew. You are still going to die even if you aren't the very first person on the plane.

People in the passing lane who will not move over even if you flash them. This is endemic in the U.S. I am going to have an RPG7 mounted above my sunroof so help me.

 

[SU68]

People walking in airports and grocery stores while speaking into their phones and blocking the entire aisle so you can't pass even though you are walking faster. My head is going to explode.

Bartenders in bars who are shooting the breeze with their buds at the end of the bar who watch you sit down continue their conversations and refuse to wait on you. If you don't like your job, find another.

Old peeps in first class who go to the head of the priority line 30 minutes before the flight boards blocking the entire line and everyone else's access including, the flight crew. You are still going to die even if you aren't the very first person on the plane.

People in the passing lane who will not move over even if you flash them. This is endemic in the U.S. I am going to have an RPG7 mounted above my sunroof so help me.

FIFY

 

[Oakland]

Posters who think something is true just because they saw three other posters say it, and then they repeat it as fact.

The literal destruction of the meaning of the word 'literal', due to pretty much everyone misusing it.

Hey, this is fun!