Hey Duke...

[Garbs]

This Is Why Duke Sucks...NSFW

I came in to post this, you should feel bad though because you blew it and didn't do the Hey Duke...feel bad.

 

[Noexcuse]

If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at!

I was going to say Duke but that would be redundant.
And you might feel bad.
(ps, you should)

 

[orangecuse]

If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at!

This.

 

[orangecuse]

Hey Duke:

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.

 

[4evaOrange]

Hey Duke,

RandygoCuse is back on our side again,

You should feel bad.



BOOM!!!

 

[Orangezoo]

Hey Duke.. you make your fans' kids cry...

you should feel bad

 

[tee1222]

Hey Duke,

RandygoCuse is back on our side again,

You should feel bad.



BOOM!!!

Thunderous, very nice.

 

[Louie&Bouie]

Hey Duke:

This image says it all.

You and your tobacco road friends should immediately report to the principal's office, ask for your cojones back, and feel bad.

 

[tee1222]

Hey Duke:

This image says it all.

You and your tobacco road friends should immediately report to the principal's office, ask for your cojones back, and feel bad.

View attachment 7236

Is this and the other one real? Awesome either way.

 

[CorduroyG]

hey duke,

floor slapping?

you should feel bad

 

[LennX6]

hey duke,

floor slapping?

you should feel bad

Damned, I wish I could still floor-slap.

Duke: UNC got Chapel Hill
You got Durham

You should (and probably do) feel bad!

 

[itsbotime]

Hey Duke,

You are going on the road to play against the #2 team in the country in front of the biggest home crowd in college basketball. You should feel apprehension, and last I checked, apprehension was pretty bad.

 

[Ghost]

Hey Duke,

The Plumlees. Two was bad enough. Just stop already.

You should feel bad.

 

[SU2NASA]

Hey Duke,

Karen F. Owen. You should feel bad.

http://deadspin.com/5652280/the-full-duke-university- -list-thesis-from-a-former-female-student/

Amazing that I didn't even go to Duke, have no idea who she is, and I still won.

 

[tee1222]

Hey Duke,

The Plumlees. Two was bad enough. Just stop already.

You should feel bad.

:rolling:
I keep thinking the oldest one is going to have kids before the 8th brother makes it out of Duke. That means Something Plumlee Jr. is going to exhaust us while Uncle Plumlee is a senior. Super.

They should feel bad somehow.

 

[Opus]

Hey Duke,

I loved you as Rooster Cogburn. (The only Duke I know)

 

[HarrisonJBounel]

Hey Duke,

You had 88 of your faculty members publicly accuse your lacrosse team of rape before there was ever even a trial, and not one of them got fired on the spot like they should have because it was all a lie. In fact, I'll bet most of them are still working there.

You should feel really, really bad.

 

[longislandcuse]

Hey Duke,

Wannabe hipster nerds orchestrating stupid chants isn't cool.

You should feel bad.

 

[jekelish]

Hey Duke,

This is a thing that exists:

You should feel...well, a mixture of bad but I guess also proud that someone would actually take the time to write that, I guess?

 

[tee1222]

Hey Duke,
We've got Mojo on our side. You have a Wojo, whatever that is.
You should feel bad.

 

[Trueblue25]

Hey Duke,

My friend just asked me to come with him to the Duke game. Our tickets are near your bench I believe.

Prepare to be thoroughly heckled.

Feel bad.

 

[jekelish]

Hey Duke,

How's it going.

 

[NineOneSeven]

Hey Duke,

One of your fans is in this thread and has a fantastic post-like ratio.

He should feel great about it.

 

[jekelish]

Hey Duke,

Georgetown sucks.

We should all feel spectacular.

 

[edowd26]

Hey Duke,

RandygoCuse is back on our side again,

You should feel bad.



BOOM!!!

This might be your best post. I have been keeping track.