NFL Thread - 2018

[Alsacs]

Jimmy G's offseason workout...

Okay if he is doing this I am fine with trading him.
This makes Brady dating Tara Reid in 2002 look good.

 

[ForCuseSake]

Well, we know he likes the cheeba...

And that he’s another HOF caliber player player Ben has played with, I think the # is around 8 (Eli at ZERO)...and if Barkley runs for 1600 yards and Eli passes for 4K...again...people will say Eli sucks and only had good #s because of Barkley, as they try and make us think they are not in their knees for immobile Ben who also got to throw to Ward and Bryant.

Tiki, Plaxico, Toomer, Shockey, Jacobs, Bradshaw, Smith, Manningham, Cruz, OBJ. I could go on.

Please do, none of them, except for potentially OBJ...are anywhere near the caliber Ben has had.

And the 05-08 Giant line was good, the Steeler line has been great from 04-present.

And Plax shot away the repeat...

I love these posts because they’re a win/win for Jint haters.

Yes, She-li had mediocre talent. Newsflash the Jints won their last two SBs because of their HOF Dline. Their offense sucked.

She-li completed a few timely heaves to secure victory. Congratulations.

And 3 of Hines Ward’s All Pro seasons were while Rothlisrapist was still in the MAC. His last All Pro season was Fat Ben’s rookie year.

As you were.

 

[KaiserUEO]

I love these posts because they’re a win/win for Jint haters.

Yes, She-li had mediocre talent. Newsflash the Jints won their last two SBs because of their HOF Dline. Their offense sucked.

She-li completed a few timely heaves to secure victory. Congratulations.

And 3 of Hines Ward’s All Pro seasons were while Rothlisrapist was still in the MAC. His last All Pro season was Fat Ben’s rookie year.

As you were.

Hysterical.

So we only count Pro bowl and All pro years??

He had 670 8195 48 with Ben.

That would put him #2 ALL TIME as a Giant

Hines Ward did not sleepwalk the last 9 years of his career.

9.

And Bryant has been, well, good...

 

[Alsacs]

Hysterical.

So we only count Pro bowl and All pro years??

He had 670 8195 48 with Ben.

That would put him #2 ALL TIME as a Giant

Hines Ward did not sleepwalk the last 9 years of his career.

9.

And Bryant has been, well, good...

Eli is closer to Mark Sanchez than elite QB:
Eli Manning Is Profoundly Mediocre

 

[KaiserUEO]

Eli is closer to Mark Sanchez than elite QB:
Eli Manning Is Profoundly Mediocre

Dont care what some recent English major who can’t get a job for a real news agency, has to say to get clicks in his asinine article.

 

[ForCuseSake]

Hysterical.

So we only count Pro bowl and All pro years??

He had 670 8195 48 with Ben.

That would put him #2 ALL TIME as a Giant

Hines Ward did not sleepwalk the last 9 years of his career.

9.

And Bryant has been, well, good...

Don’t blame Hines Ward for the Jints having historically nothing at WR (at least the era from Frank Gifford through OBJ) and mediocre offensive teams.

It’s not his fault your beloved franchise has never lit it up offensively.

The Jints won all their SBs with elite defenses and mediocre QBs. Just like the Ravens, Raiders and Bucs.

No shame in that. A win’s a win.

But keep on whining about She-li’s lack of quality teammates on O. It’s good stuff.

 

[KaiserUEO]

Don’t blame Hines Ward for the Jints having historically nothing at WR (at least the era from Frank Gifford through OBJ) and mediocre offensive teams.

It’s not his fault your beloved franchise has never lit it up offensively.

The Jints won all their SBs with elite defenses and mediocre QBs. Just like the Ravens, Raiders and Bucs.

No shame in that. A win’s a win.

But keep on whining about She-li’s lack of quality teammates on O. It’s good stuff.

Eli’s lack of quality players is just another of the many reasons why he’s going to the HOF.

 

[ForCuseSake]

Eli’s lack of quality players is just another of the many reasons why he’s going to the HOF.

I’d honestly root for She-li getting to the Hall if I thought it would stop your whining.

But I can only imagine how much worse your complaints would be if he’s elected to the HOF:

“Eli made the HOF surrounded by garbage... and OBJ.”

Gawd help us.

 

[MSOrange]

Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers respond to Tony Romo's Super Bowl prediction

 

[KaiserUEO]

I’d honestly root for She-li getting to the Hall if I thought it would stop your whining.

But I can only imagine how much worse your complaints would be if he’s elected to the HOF:

“Eli made the HOF surrounded by garbage... and OBJ.”

Gawd help us.

I have no idea what that means, but if the MILLIONS of times I’ve been proven right on here, my track record proves I do little gloating and usually only when prompted.

Eli = HOF.

GUARANTEED

 

[Day2]

Okay if he is doing this I am fine with trading him.
This makes Brady dating Tara Reid in 2002 look good.

Perception-wise, sure. But with the all the testing done in the porn industry, there's no question Mia's cleaner than Reid.

 

[Alsacs]

I have no idea what that means, but if the MILLIONS of times I’ve been proven right on here, my track record proves I do little gloating and usually only when prompted.

Eli = HOF.

GUARANTEED

Eli getting in the HOF might happen and to honest I really don’t care if it happens. As it’s the bleeping HOF.

Can Eli make the playoffs more than 6 times. 4 one and dones and 2 SBs.

Joe Flacco is the AFC version of Eli. They compile stats and has done well in the playoffs. Both are middle of the road regular season QBs. One more SB for Flacco and I guess by your standards he is a HOF which is laughable.

 

[KaiserUEO]

Eli getting in the HOF might happen and to honest I really don’t care if it happens. As it’s the bleeping HOF.

Can Eli make the playoffs more than 6 times. 4 one and dones and 2 SBs.

Joe Flacco is the AFC version of Eli. They compile stats and has done well in the playoffs. Both are middle of the road regular season QBs. One more SB for Flacco and I guess by your standards he is a HOF which is laughable.

Flacco is not in Eli’s class.

Brees is.

Tell him to go to the playoffs more than 7x with only 1 SuperBowl and a 7-6 overall record.

He’s also the true INT King.

But we ignore those facts here, I know.

Sorry.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Flacco is not in Eli’s class.

Brees is.

Tell him to go to the playoffs more than 7x with only 1 SuperBowl and a 7-6 overall record.

He’s also the true INT King.

But we ignore those facts here, I know.

Sorry.

Eli is not in Brees' class, as a QB. More rings, sure, but not in the same class as Brees.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

I have no idea what that means, but if the MILLIONS of times I’ve been proven right on here, my track record proves I do little gloating and usually only when prompted.

Eli = HOF.

GUARANTEED

Is there a 2 time SB winning QB NOT in the H of

 

[Alsacs]

Is there a 2 time SB winning QB NOT in the H of

Jim Pluckett

 

[Alsacs]

Flacco is not in Eli’s class.

Brees is.

Tell him to go to the playoffs more than 7x with only 1 SuperBowl and a 7-6 overall record.

He’s also the true INT King.

But we ignore those facts here, I know.

Sorry.

Just stop.
Brees has won an MVP.
Had multiple seasons he got MVP votes.
Multiple all-pro seasons.

Eli isn’t in the same neighborhood as Brees.

My god. Flacco is way closer to Eli than Eli is to Brees.

 

[Alsacs]

Pro football focus analyzed Eli Manning’s career and the QB is paralleled with is Mark Brunnel.

He may get into the HOF and if he does congrats as he earned those 2 SBs.

 

[longislandcuse]

Single and the highest paid QB in the NFL and that’s the porn star you mess with?..

She’s a thirst trap, but at least Mia Khalifa is really attractive. I can see why so many athletes mess with her. Jimmy’s girl is 41 and looks like the ghetto version of Kim Kardashian.

 

[Alsacs]

Perception-wise, sure. But with the all the testing done in the porn industry, there's no question Mia's cleaner than Reid.

2002 American Pie Tara Reid isn’t 2018 drugged out Tara Reid.
Reid ruined Brady that year and is why he dumped her. It’s the only year he has been the starting QB and not made the playoffs.

 

[KaiserUEO]

Pro football focus analyzed Eli Manning’s career and the QB is paralleled with is Mark Brunnel.

He may get into the HOF and if he does congrats as he earned those 2 SBs.

You can’t give me the playoff argument then.

Regular seasons are nice, but when the fire is the hottest, you got to perform.

 

[Day2]

2002 American Pie Tara Reid isn’t 2018 drugged out Tara Reid.
Reid ruined Brady that year and is why he dumped her. It’s the only year he has been the starting QB and not made the playoffs.

She was always a skank.

 

[NineOneSeven]

sports are weird.

 

[ForCuseSake]

She-li’s HOF acceptance speech should be brief and thank (in no particular order):

Dad and Peyton for making Manning a HOF name that resonates with voters.

The Jint Dline and David Tyree for gifting him 2 SB victories despite legendary mediocrity.

Being blessed with two of the worst owners in the NFL (Dan Snyder and Jerry Jones) in his division.

She-li is Spaulding Smails. But taller and with a goober Southern accent.

 

[KaiserUEO]

She-li’s HOF acceptance speech should be brief and thank (in no particular order):

Dad and Peyton for making Manning a HOF name that resonates with voters.

The Jint Dline and David Tyree for gifting him 2 SB victories despite legendary mediocrity.

Being blessed with two of the worst owners in the NFL (Dan Snyder and Jerry Jones) in his division.

She-li is Spaulding Smails. But taller and with a goober Southern accent.

It's too bad the defense didn't engineer 2, 4th Qtr, 2 minute drives with the entire world watching, betting and hoping he'd screw it up...but didn't.

Did I mention 2x???

And has the dline thrown for over 50k yards and 300TDs???

ELISHA NELSON MANNING IV, HOF

From now on, this is how I prefer you all post his name.

Thank you.