Official Boneyard Unintentional Hilarity Thread.

[HOFCeluck]

I mean it's McBride basically doing his East Bound and Down schtick (pretty hilarious schtick in my book) but in a dojo

SOLD

 

[sutomcat]

The UConn athletic department must lead the nation in ridiculous lawsuits. They are even better at that than women's basketball and puppets.

 

[Yukon]

The UConn athletic department must lead the nation in ridiculous lawsuits. They are even better at that than women's basketball and puppets.

 

[NKR1978]

I mean it's McBride basically doing his East Bound and Down schtick (pretty hilarious schtick in my book) but in a dojo

I've never been a huge McBride fan, but loved Righteous Gemstones.

And to stay on topic - this guy thinks masks are a hoax, tripped an NFL player in the middle of the game, attacked Sean Combs, and apparently has had anti-Semitic and conspiracy theory laden social media posts. How did someone with his past ever get a high profile job? He should hawking crystals and essential oils at his personal training gym.

 

[TexanMark]

Sometimes there’s two aholes in an argument.

So two Aholes don't make a right?

 

[jdubs30]

The UConn athletic department must lead the nation in ridiculous lawsuits. They are even better at that than women's basketball and puppets.

Calling it an “athletic department” is certainly generous

 

[Briancuse]

The UConn athletic department must lead the nation in ridiculous lawsuits. They are even better at that than women's basketball and puppets.

They serve a first class mac and cheese.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

oooo I’ve never heard of this. I’m intrigued

It's one of the few movies I couldn't make it through.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Cusesky8214]

Not boneyard related but this was a nice short listen.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

I have a specific recollection of Calhoun saying he thought JB was the best coach in America. I thought it was after the 6 OT game, but I can’t find it. Anyone remember that?

 

[dasher]

I have a specific recollection of Calhoun saying he thought JB was the best coach in America. I thought it was after the 6 OT game, but I can’t find it. Anyone remember that?

It was before that. I do remember that.

 

[kirbivore]

Not boneyard related but this was a nice short listen.

He had a funny JB impression, saying in the JB voice "I only got a birdie".

 

[HoustonCuse]

I have a specific recollection of Calhoun saying he thought JB was the best coach in America. I thought it was after the 6 OT game, but I can’t find it. Anyone remember that?

I remember Calhoun being none too pleased after that 6OT game. If I recall it was part of a period where they couldn’t get to Friday night in the BET and we may have been the ones knocking them out a few of those.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Sean Lewis - Kent State University

34 years old, up and comer. Bigger job is in his future. Kent State has been nowhere for 50 years, but he’s turned that program around, and every player on the field tonight against Texas A&M looks better than any player UCONN put on the field against Holy Cross.

the-boneyard.com

Omg

 

[Frozen]

Why would a MAC HC leave his job to go to an independent FBS program not named Notre Dame?

The next UConn head coach is either going to be a current FCS head coach or a longtime coordinator who has not been a head coach yet. See Robinson, Greg.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Why would a MAC HC leave his job to go to an independent FBS program not named Notre Dame?

The next UConn head coach is either going to be a current FCS head coach or a longtime coordinator who has not been a head coach yet. See Robinson, Greg.

Exactly.

That’s demotion imo

 

[jncuse]

Coaching at a school with both a direction and a religion in its name is a better job than UConn.

 

[TexanMark]

Coaching at EMCC in Scooba, MS is step up over Yukon in both level of recruits and city amenities

 

[TexanMark]

This just in: Yukon is committed to Big Time Football

Connecticut governor declares UConn is 'all in' on big-time college football despite its current spot at bottom

Any notion of UConn punting on football, de-emphasizing football or angling for football to drop down a division is strongly disputed.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[orangefog]

This just in: Yukon is committed to Big Time Football

Connecticut governor declares UConn is 'all in' on big-time college football despite its current spot at bottom

Any notion of UConn punting on football, de-emphasizing football or angling for football to drop down a division is strongly disputed.

sports.yahoo.com

How does one show such commitment? Is it giving an unworthy coach a ridiculously incentive laden contract that pays him for not only small accomplishments, but even major failures?

 

[TexanMark]

Big Time Commitment is:

jalapeño-bacon mac ‘n cheese​

UConn’s infamously delicious jalapeño-bacon mac ‘n cheese

UConn’s infamously delicious jalapeño-bacon mac ‘n cheese

www.food-management.com

Yukon Football: TBD

 

[Orangello]

They bought a bunch of these on sale. We're really committed.

 

[orangefog]

This is exactly what the B10 has been waiting to hear. I just hope they act quickly, because if they don't, the ACC or the SEC is going to snap them up.

 

[Whitey23]

 

[PauliePeppas]

Wowwww