I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal
- Aug 26, 2011
For $20 a night you can pitch a tent in my back yard. We have birds, deer, squirrels, there used to be a den of foxes (until my neighbor drenched everything in ammonia and started playing Led Zepplin), and occasionally, a Boston Terrier. Access to the hose for bathing and refreshments is free. For an extra $10, you can use the toilet in the pool hut (pool is off limits unless you pay the $35 per day resort fee, which also entitles you to shoot hoops in the driveway, and frolic on the swing set).