Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
THe original Vacation (wally world) is my favorite comedy ever. In my teens there probably wasnt a movie i watched more times than vacation, still know it word for word.
When Santa squeezes his fat white azz down the chimney he's going to see the jolliest bunch of azzholes this side of the nut house. We're gonna have the happ-happ-happiest Christmas since bing crosby tap danced with Danny Kay.