I asked ChatGPT for an analysis of the situation and this it's professional assessment,
Rickie, Don’t Choose That Offer
(to the tune of "Rikki Don’t Lose That Number")
We heard you’re quite the player, Rickie
Out on the field, you shine so bright.
We’ve been watching your tape for months now,
Your talent’s out of sight.
You’ve got the moves, but we’re just saying,
Commitments now, we can’t accept.
It’s not the right fit for this season,
Our roster’s over-prepped.
Rickie, don’t choose that offer,
Coach might call when the time is right.
If you commit somewhere farther,
Know you could’ve worn orange, blue, and white.
We saw the buzz you’ve been creating,
They’re saying you’re the best in town.
But this year we’re stacked at your position,
Still, don’t let us let you down.
Rickie, don’t choose that offer,
Coach might call when the time is right.
If you commit somewhere farther,
Know you could’ve worn orange, blue, and white.
You’ll break tackles, you’ll make the highlight,
A future pro, there’s little doubt.
But sometimes timing can be tricky,
And for now, we’ll sit this out.
Ricki, don’t choose that offer,
Coach might call when the time is right.
If you commit somewhere farther,
Know you could’ve worn orange, blue, and white.