For your enjoyment - from the MGoBlog season preview:
Rutgers (0-0, 0-0 B1G)
Last year: 6-7 (3-5 AAC), lost Pinstripe Bowl to Notre Dame 29-16
Recap: You know what’s coming.
This team is as frightening as: Miley Cyrus, circa the Hannah Montana era. Fear Level = 3
Michigan should worry about: Darius Hamilton, I guess? Rutgers’ run defense is actually kind of okay, and Hamilton is pretty good.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL…
When they play Michigan: Michigan will travel to Piscataway, New Jersey for a conference game. THANKS JIM DELANY.
First game: @ Washington State, 10:00 p.m. Thursday (Fox Sports 1)