Worst XMas Gifts 2013

[GFTakedown]

Santa(my wife) purchased my 2 kids each an electric cat (even though we have 5 real cats) plus they each got a fury boom (which we had to put in a drawer already to shut them up)!

All I have been hearing this morning is meowing from the electric cats and crazy talking from the furbies! Best thing is our real cats are flipping out over the fake ones but our "slow" cat has been trying to get some morning xmas action!

 

[tptcuse]

Santa(my wife) purchased my 2 kids each an electric cat (even though we have 5 real cats) plus they each got a fury boom (which we had to put in a drawer already to shut them up)! All I have been hearing this morning is meowing from the electric cats and crazy talking from the furbies! Best thing is our real cats are flipping out over the fake ones but our "slow" cat has been trying to get some morning xmas action!

My wife also got the fake cat for the kiddo. Arghhhh!!!!

 

[two3zone]

I got a gift card for Christmas which I will probably use to buy socks, so I got socks for my one gift this year.

 

[LAOrange]

Alarm Clocks that sound like animals, an electric cat that's motion sensitive, a huge tinker toy fort (think rods at 1 and 2 feet), stickers, paper dolls and a Jaw Harp. Santa hates me.
On the bright side: a Syracuse cup, ornament and assorted apparel.

 

[jdubs30]

I got a gift card for Christmas which I will probably use to buy socks, so I got socks for my one gift this year.

The older you get the better a gift socks become

 

[jordoo]

The older you get the better a gift socks become

So true, I look forward to the 4-5 nice pairs of socks I get every Christmas.

 

[AlaskaSU]

I got a gift card for Christmas which I will probably use to buy socks, so I got socks for my one gift this year.

but you needed a bathrobe and gloves

 

[CuseTroop]

My employees got me a framed picture of our director... Lol

 

[GFTakedown]

but you needed a bathrobe and gloves

Lord & Taylor gift card?

 

[Orangezoo]

My employees got me a framed picture of our director... Lol

Is the director a hot blonde female wearing nothing?

 

[jekelish]

My mother-in-law put a handsaw in my stocking. I don't know what she's trying to tell me, but I assume there's a body she's hoping for help disposing of.

 

[jekelish]

Also, this should tell you all you need to know about my maturity level versus my wife's. I got her a necklace with little diamonds inlaid on the pendant. She got me the first volume of Marvel Zombies.

Yep. That about sums it up.

 

[HoustonCuse]

Got my 4 year old a drum set. Yeah, the nuclear option.

 

[Cheriehoop]

My employees got me a framed picture of our director... Lol

Funny. My mother had surgery one Christmas season when I was around 10 and while she was recuperating her boss shocked us by showing up at the house causing immediate chaos with us throwing stuff down the cellar stairs etc to clean up. My mother was still bedridden upstairs and was in no shape for a surprise visit. Well her boss brought a family " Christmas present", an 8 x 10 picture of the boss standing over my mother at her desk. The boss also dropped off some work saying she knew my mother had to be bored. My mother swore the boss came unannounced to check up on her. When my mother felt better, that picture was proudly displayed in our "water closet" adorning the wall over the toilet.

 

[realorange]

Funny. My mother had surgery one Christmas season when I was around 10 and while she was recuperating her boss shocked us by showing up at the house causing immediate chaos with us throwing stuff down the cellar stairs etc to clean up. My mother was still bedridden upstairs and was in no shape for a surprise visit. Well her boss brought a family " Christmas present", an 8 x 10 picture of the boss standing over my mother at her desk. The boss also dropped off some work saying she knew my mother had to be bored. My mother swore the boss came unannounced to check up on her. When my mother felt better, that picture was proudly displayed in our "water closet" adorning the wall over the toilet.

I'd wish an IRS audit and an identify theft on this guy and I've never met him. I'm sure your mother needed the job if she kept working for this self aggrandizing bozo.

 

[jekelish]

Funny. My mother had surgery one Christmas season when I was around 10 and while she was recuperating her boss shocked us by showing up at the house causing immediate chaos with us throwing stuff down the cellar stairs etc to clean up. My mother was still bedridden upstairs and was in no shape for a surprise visit. Well her boss brought a family " Christmas present", an 8 x 10 picture of the boss standing over my mother at her desk. The boss also dropped off some work saying she knew my mother had to be bored. My mother swore the boss came unannounced to check up on her. When my mother felt better, that picture was proudly displayed in our "water closet" adorning the wall over the toilet.

I hope that your mom returned the favor with the gift of a swift kick to the groin as soon as she was feeling up to it.

 

[two3zone]

Funny. My mother had surgery one Christmas season when I was around 10 and while she was recuperating her boss shocked us by showing up at the house causing immediate chaos with us throwing stuff down the cellar stairs etc to clean up. My mother was still bedridden upstairs and was in no shape for a surprise visit. Well her boss brought a family " Christmas present", an 8 x 10 picture of the boss standing over my mother at her desk. The boss also dropped off some work saying she knew my mother had to be bored. My mother swore the boss came unannounced to check up on her. When my mother felt better, that picture was proudly displayed in our "water closet" adorning the wall over the toilet.

Omg. Too bad you didn't have a Cousin Eddie like the Griswalds had. I think he would have had some ideas for ole bossy.

 

[bevosu]

Being the romantic guy that I am, this is what I got my wife...it got 4 1/2 stars on Amazon.

 

[realorange]

Being the romantic guy that I am, this is what I got my wife...it got 4 1/2 stars on Amazon.

How many stars did you see after you gave it to her?

 

[bevosu]

How many stars did you see after you gave it to her?

I think she actually liked it. She's been b*tching about the old one for the better part of a year.

 

[Cheriehoop]

I'd wish an IRS audit and an identify theft on this guy and I've never met him. I'm sure your mother needed the job if she kept working for this self aggrandizing bozo.

The boss was a "woman executive?". My mother needed the job but we had laughs forever though over that picture - friends etc who came to the house and asked to use the facilities - always asked "why is your mom and that lady's picture over the toilet" and we'd end up laughing. It was my mothers way to "honor" the event and still laugh about it. She only worked there for only about a year after that.

 

[temery]

How many stars did you see after you gave it to her?

Probably just got the moon.

 

[texascpa]

My wife got me a box of handkerchiefs. Normally an okay present, the issue is I still have unused handkerchiefs from last year's Christmas present. My wife has no imagination.

 

[NKR1978]

The older you get the better a gift socks become

Do you mean those awkward teenage years?

 

[Tobias Funke]

So I went through my socks and got rid of the beat up ones. Today I end up without a single new pair of socks.

Got a $50 Lowes gift card which doesn't get me excited because I only buy things I need at Lowes so I don't mind paying. I ill be heading there tomorrow to buy a$50 iTunes gift card.