If Pitt was a person...

[Tom K.]

If Pitt was a person, Buddy would make them his b itch.

 

[HOFCeluck]

I love that this is back.

Pitts the girl your Buddy dates for three months but ends up in all your wedding pictures.

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt’s the guy that brings a wegmans plastic bag of loose keystone and milwaukees best cans to contribute to the tailgate then proceeds to only drink the girl’s supply of white claws

 

[orangefog]

 

[HOFCeluck]

Feel like lots of personal experience being drawn into these.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt is the lactose intolerant guy that says he wants extra cheese on the pizza.

 

[DaCuse]

if Pitt was a person it would own Shirt World on Marshall Street and cheat ya blind!

 

[GooseMutt]

Pitt is your uncles shart on the couch after thanksgiving dinner

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd say "You know, Thanos does make a pretty good point..."

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd porch pirate your Amazon packages.

 

[Eric15]

Pitt is that one cousin at every wedding who dresses like this.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, he'd be that guy that likes to 3rd wheel it with you and your girlfriend and is really intent on "being there for her" when things start to get a little rocky.

 

[andyw715]

...she'd be a "Karen"

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he camp out at the respawn point and murder your ass when you were playing multiplayer games.

 

[Trueblue25]

If Pitt was a person he’d ask his girlfriend to skip the game to go apple picking

 

[Jake]

Pitt is the golfer that asks for the specific yardage, brings 3 clubs to the tee box and 3 minutes to factor in the wind before choosing a club, takes 7 practice swings, waggles for :30 and then tops the ball 70 yards and blames (the tee box, a gust of wind, his shoes, the long wait).

then his playing partner (Penn State), says, “dude, maybe you just suck.”

 

[Orangello]

If Pitt was a person he'd be that neighbor who pours Clan McGregor into an empty Johnnie Walker Red bottle and brings it to your Christmas party.

 

[cuse62]

If Pitt was a person, he would aspire to be on Swamp People.

 

[kcsu]

If Pitt had a name we'd call him Gerg

 

[C Bomb]

Pitts that person that looks down on couch burning while Nickelback blares in the background

 

[HOFCeluck]

gregs a Kentuckey fan acshually

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt is your uncles shart on the couch after thanksgiving dinner

We need a Double U Tee emoji.

 

[Briancuse]

Pitt is Kenny Bania from Seinfeld.

 

[OrangeDW]

Feel like lots of personal experience being drawn into these.

Looooots of pizza hangups in here.

 

[GooseMutt]

We need a Double U Tee emoji.

Do it. I can barely hold it