If Pitt was a person...

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he’d get unreasonably offended by your definition of “Upstate NY.”

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a movie in the Fast and Furious franchise it would be Tokyo Drift.

False. It would be 2 Fast 2 Furious.

 

[HOFCeluck]

False. It would be 2 Fast 2 Furious.

Damn. I like that one.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Damn. I like that one.

Well... why?

 

[HOFCeluck]

Well... why?

Must be the fine acting work of Christopher Bridges.

 

[moqui]

If Pitt was someone you went to highschool with that you haven't stayed in touch with, they'd reconnect with you on Facebook after about 15 years, and within days of the friend request pitch you on buying whatever MLM garbage they're hawking.

 

[moqui]

In the process of getting his slice of pizza, Pitt mauls a minimum of 4 other slices with his dirty hands, every time.

and pulls extra cheese & toppings from them in the process then piles them on his

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he’d insist on you ordering a pineapple supreme pizza along with the plain cheese and pepperonis that everyone else wants, have one slice of the pineapple, then fill up on the “normal” pizzas.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person he’d insist on you ordering a pineapple supreme pizza along with the plain cheese and pepperonis that everyone else wants, have one slice of the pineapple, then fill up on the “normal” pizzas.

"Oh, yeah, definitely order an olive and red pepper, I'll eat that."

 

[moqui]

pitt owns a completely tricked out truck with 3 1/2 inch lift, 40" tires, winch, etc. . .

and has never & will never drive it off paved roads

 

[HOFCeluck]

pitt owns a completely tricked out truck with 3 1/2 inch lift, 40" tires, winch, etc. . .

and has never & will never drive it off paved roads

Pitt strikes me as a Truck Nutz guy.

 

[orange79]

If Pitt was a television series, it would be Cavemen.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Pitts favorite NYC restaurant is Bubba Gump Shrimp.

 

[moqui]

pitt knows that stripper is really into him . . .

 

[moqui]

pitt never saw the female led ghostbusters but posted dozens of online reviews telling people it sucked

 

[moqui]

if pitt sang lead vocals for van halen, it would be gary cherone

 

[RandygoCuse]

if pitt sang lead vocals for van halen, it would be gary cherone

#harsh

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a person, it would be shane keisel

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a member of the animal kingdom it would be the blob fish.

 

[Marty McFly]

If Pitt was a bagel he would be a freezer burnt Lender's Bagel from Price Chopper. (Side burn Price Chopper)

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person he would think Ben Roethlisberger is a good guy and hate LeVeon Bell and Antonio Brown with the fire of 1,000 suns.

 

[Marty McFly]

if pitt was a person he'd be this guy:

 

[OttoinGrotto]

 

[OttoinGrotto]

pitt owns a completely tricked out truck with 3 1/2 inch lift, 40" tires, winch, etc. . .

and has never & will never drive it off paved roads

Also said truck has truck nuts.

On the back and the front.

 

[moqui]

pitt is this guy