If Pitt was a person...

[OttoinGrotto]

Memories of planting proximity mines on respawn points continue to make me smile.

Especially when it wasn't right on the respawn point, but there was no way for the other player to leave the area without hitting one.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd root for Goliath over David.

 

[orangefog]

Pitt thinks the Blair Witch Project is real.

 

[Briancuse]

Pitt thinks the Blair Witch Project was a good movie.

Fify

 

[OrangeDW]

HOF’s “Boondock Saints poster” is still my favorite post in here.

 

[orange79]

If Pitt was a person, they would post about how poorly Buddy plays the wing of the zone in JJ Starling's recruiting board thread.

 

[HOFCeluck]

HOF’s “Boondock Saints poster” is still my favorite post in here.

That one was easy since fron 2002-2009 I was probably that guy.

 

[creatorsgam]

HOF’s “Boondock Saints poster” is still my favorite post in here.

That one was easy since fron 2002-2009 I was probably that guy.

Yeah so that poster is rolled up behind the dresser in my old room back at my parents’ house.

I know it is there, but I haven’t laid eyes on that thing since like 2006.

 

[OrangeDW]

I was gonna say that if Pitt was a person he’d ask a “question” after lecture that was just five minutes of trying to show the room how smart he was.

But honestly that’s probably more if Wake Forest was a person.

Pitt is perpetually “in between jobs right now”.

 

[Briancuse]

Pitt is the ref from the fsu game who caused me to put a hole in my wall.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person they'd demand you call them Dr. because they purchased a pH d from a diploma mill.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a football coach, they'd instruct their players to dive at the opponent's knees when their opponent is in the victory formation.

 

[721Comstock]

Pitt is that one cousin at every wedding who dresses like this.

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Aww, c’mon! I look good in French blue.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd get invited out to dinner at a fancy restaurant and order off the kids menu.

 

[Eric15]

Pitt is that one person in your large family group text who doesn’t have an iPhone and just ruins it for everyone else by making all video clips look like grainy WW2 footage. And instead of showing a “like” checkmark next to a text it actually spells out so-and-so liked such-and-such which just takes away everyone’s will to live.

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt always hits reply all on the company wide email. Always.

 

[tptcuse]

Pitt is that one person in your large family group text who doesn’t have an iPhone and just ruins it for everyone else by making all video clips look like grainy WW2 footage. And instead of showing a “like” checkmark next to a text it actually spells out so-and-so liked such-and-such which just takes away everyone’s will to live.

If Pitt was a person they would add you to a large group text that you are not interested in without asking first.

 

[dan7800]

If Pitt was a person they'd demand you call them Dr. because they purchased a pH d from a diploma mill.

Don't trash UNC programs like that

 

[City of Cuse]

Pitt is that one person in your large family group text who doesn’t have an iPhone and just ruins it for everyone else by making all video clips look like grainy WW2 footage. And instead of showing a “like” checkmark next to a text it actually spells out so-and-so liked such-and-such which just takes away everyone’s will to live.

I'm totally Pitt in this scenario

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd put the Britta pitcher back in the fridge empty.

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt asks if he can use your phone after having greased up his fingers with potato chips or mcdonalds fries

 

[orangefog]

Pitt wipes from back to front...did anyone say that one yet?

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt asks if he can use your phone

You could’ve even stopped right here and it would’ve been pure “Pitt”.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person, they'd stink up the bathroom within the first 10 minutes of people showing up to the party.

 

[Trueblue25]

If Pitt were a person they’d have “per my last email” holstered for the least appropriate scenarios and will make sure their dissatisfaction’s known on the one day of the month they can’t sign off at 5 on the dot