It's all pipes!Pitt takes the “good” shower in the gym locker room and blows snot rockets, coughs, groans, burps, and farts the whole time he’s in there.
In fairness to Pitt that is literally every person who has ever went to Target in human history.Pitt says they "just need to run into Target for a quick errand" and comes out with two shopping carts and $400 worth of retail therapy.
Yeah well this thread isn't about fairness to Pitt, is it?In fairness to Pitt that is literally every person who has ever went to Target in human history.
Yeah, but PITT clears out the Magnolia section.In fairness to Pitt that is literally every person who has ever went to Target in human history.
Pitt is standing up in the aisle trying cut ahead of people as soon as the plane stops, because they think they’re the only person on the plane who has to hurry to make their connecting flight.Pitt is that person who cheers when the plane lands. And it's a one-hour-long domestic flight.
Pitt is the guy who puts his carryon in the first compartment and then takes his seat in the last row.Pitt is standing up in the aisle trying cut ahead of people as soon as the plane stops, because they think they’re the only person on the plane who has to hurry to make their connecting flight.
Pitt tried to talk you into nft’s
Making fun of Pitt is all well and good, but you'd better lock up your women.