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If Pitt was a person...

If Pitt was a person he’d be 5’10 but would demand the ball in the low post on every possession in his pickup run, and would NEVER kick it out, and would call fouls almost every time when he inevitably misses or gets packed.
 
If Pitt was a person he’d be 5’10 but would demand the ball in the low post on every possession in his pickup run, and would NEVER kick it out, and would call fouls almost every time when he inevitably misses or gets packed.
And he hacks you every time reaching in for a steal, calls a foul on every shot, and calls you for a charge.
 
And he hacks you every time reaching in for a steal, calls a foul on every shot, and calls you for a charge.
If Pitt catches the ball on the perimeter he refuses to make the obvious simple pass and instead holds the ball until someone cuts to the basket (after he screams “CUT TO THE BASKET”) and then tries to rifle one through 5 defenders that would get his cutting teammate swarmed even if they miraculously caught it.
 
If Kenny Pickett errrrr Pitt was a person he’d look exactly like this.

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If Pitt was a person, he’d give you a hard time for wearing clean sneakers while wearing some disgusting trashed 5 year old Payless pickups. “You gotta those things dirty! Ahahaha!”
 
If Pitt was a person, he would offer to pay cash for your house.

If Pitt was a person, when masking for COVID the mask would be under his chin.

If Pitt were a person, he would re-gift last year's fruitcake to the person who gave it to him.

If Pitt were a person, its pronouns would be "dumb" and "(reader's choice)".
 
If Pitt was a person, he would offer to pay cash for your house.

If Pitt was a person, when masking for COVID the mask would be under his chin.

If Pitt were a person, he would re-gift last year's fruitcake to the person who gave it to him.

If Pitt were a person, its pronouns would be "dumb" and "(reader's choice)".
But, would he re-gift a label maker.
 
If Pitt was a person he would make fun of all woman athletes and claim he could easily beat them at their sport, even though he’s now 30 pounds overweight and 20 years ago only got in on special teams here and there in Class C football.
 

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