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If Pitt was a person...

I mean, to Pitt's credit, they threw a party and paid for all the pizza, but they absolutely choked when ordering the pizza and talked themselves into ordering two (2) large red pepper and black olive pizzas that nobody even thought about touching.
 
If Pitt was a person, he'd look like this:

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Pitt knew her best guy friend really liked her, and she's not handling it well that he got tired living in her friend zone and started hooking up with one of the other girls in their friend circle.
 
If Pitt was a person he’d brag about going three years without getting Covid because he exercised, took vitamins, and never got the vaccine. Also he argues with anyone on Twitter who makes fun of Joe Rogan.
If you disagree with him he demands via twitter that you meet up with him at Aspen Gym to hash it out
 
Pitt is the guy in your neighborhood that claims he can grow palm trees and then builds structures around them in winter heated by Christmas lights. Following the annual unboxing, property values plummet in the presence of the disfigured monstrosities.

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