W'boro'Cuse315
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Pitt is a person. They’re Alex Murdaugh.
You have to bring it to light to get authorities to take action. Keep up the good fight!!Pitt molests collies.
(I’ve probably typed that 7 times in this thread but it changes nothing).
That was incredibly specific….When you were a kid, your mom felt bad for the Pitt kid next door and encouraged you to ask them to play once in a while. You were a good kid, so you did. One day, Pitt thought it would be cool to build paper cup and string telephones to run between your bedrooms. So you did, and right as you're about to go to sleep every night, you hear Pitt say something from your cup and it keeps you awake. One time you picked up your cup, yelled "WHAT?!?!?" and put the cup up to your ear, only to hear what you are pretty sure was a fart and an evil cackle.
He paints a picture, doesn't he?That was incredibly specific….
What can I say, I'm a student of the art of the overly long, incredibly specific joke.That was incredibly specific….
Who’s your teacher, HOFCeluck ?What can I say, I'm a student of the art of the overly long, incredibly specific joke.
I was wondering if it was based on a true story or something, lol.What can I say, I'm a student of the art of the overly long, incredibly specific joke.
No that one just popped into my head fully formed. No lie.I was wondering if it was based on a true story or something, lol.
You’se length comes in your commitment to a single bit over an extended period of time.I don’t do long jokes, I do short ones (followed by long breaks)
You’re length comes in your commitment to a single bit over an extended period of time.
Pitt tries to cheat at trivia nights by looking up answers on their phone, not realizing they still have a flip phone that doesn't have internet access.Pitt is bad at trivia night, like really bad…
You’re length comes in your commitment to a single bit over an extended period of time.
Fixed it* your.