If Pitt was a person...

[Day2]

Pitt is not Brad.

 

[Orangezoo]

So they just made a giant lunchables pizza??

 

[Orangezoo]

If Pitt was a person.. they would be a UConn fan.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person.. they would be a UConn fan.

Lots of overlap in characteristics, for sure.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person they'd get notice of the color scheme for the big family pictures months in advance and then show up in a yellow shirt anyway that clashes with everyone.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person they'd get notice of the color scheme for the big family pictures months in advance and then show up in a yellow shirt anyway that clashes with everyone.

When questioned on it, they’d say something stupid about being a “real Steelers fan”.

 

[DoubleDee]

Still better than tomato pie

 

[OrangeDW]

Still better than tomato pie

 

[teamco]

Here's what Pittsburgh's reigning intellectual has to say about the matter:

 

[HOFCeluck]

Lots of overlap in characteristics, for sure.

If UConn was a person he’d be reminiscing about that time he scored twenty points in the college intramural basketball championship when he should be focused on his job as a claims adjuster for Anthem insurance.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person they'd be overly enthusiastic about sharing that "we're trying to get pregnant," not because they're excited about the baby, but mostly because they want you to know that they're getting laid more frequently.

Like, we get it dude, you've been married for a little while now. We don't ever think about it but basically assume that means you get laid once in a while. Settle down.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt's middle-aged and still brags about how they don't like to eat vegetables.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Do other fan boards have dis threads like this? We're slinging gold here.

If Cuse was a person they'd wonder if other fans spend a significant amount of time and energy on an online forum making the same joke over and over.

 

[Eric15]

If Pitt was a person they'd get notice of the color scheme for the big family pictures months in advance and then show up in a yellow shirt anyway that clashes with everyone.

If I'm reading between the lines, I feel like every awkward family event that you've had to navigate in your life is in this thread.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If I'm reading between the lines, I feel like every awkward family event that you've had to navigate in your life is in this thread.

I mentioned this before, but I came up with most of these. Some of them are semi-inspired by people I know.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt thinks they're getting a great deal when they open a new store credit card after the cashier suggests it.

 

[justgold315]

Pitt thinks shag carpet should be put on every bathroom floor and a 40 inch TV should be directly across the porcelain throne. Pitt's hands are always cheeto orange because Pitt only runs his hand under the faucet without using soap. Pitt dips everything in ranch or mayo and Pitt's home smells like dirty deep fryer oil. Pitt still has uses a cassette adapter to play his walkman and is perpetually pissed off when his Creed CD skips when Pitt hits a pothole in his rusted out 1993 Camaro.

 

[Cusefan0307]

If Pitt was a person they’d be a UConn fan.

Don’t ask me how it works because it does.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person they’d be a UConn fan.

Don’t ask me how it works because it does.

Yeah, this checks out.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person they’d be a UConn fan.

Don’t ask me how it works because it does.

Loooots of overlap in that Venn diagram.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person and was attending a “bring a dish to pass” function, he’d show up with a bag of Lays and proceed to eat way more than his allotment of all the best dishes.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt frequently asks to borrow $20 bucks under the explanation that "you know I'm good for it" when, in fact, you know they are not good for it.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he’d go in the fridge at work, take the sandwich that’s not his, sit across from you and eat it. Both of you know it’s not his. He doesn’t break eye contact with you the entire time. He eats about half of it, throws the rest of it out, and as he’s leaving says “power move, bro.”

 

[Deleted member 8116]

They would certainly double dip the chip, which as you know as per Timmy, is like putting your whole mouth in the dip.

 

[Eric15]

Pitt's entire wardrobe consists of this type of shirt.