If Pitt was a person...

[moqui]

Pitt would listen to Nickleback.

pitt would play drums in nickleback

 

[CaptainJ]

If Miami was a person...

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a marvel film franchise, it would be the fantastic four

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person,

if pitt was a marvel film franchise, it would be the fantastic four

If Pitt was a superhero universe film franchise, it would be the DCEU.

 

[cuseattle]

If Pitt was a credit card, it would be Diner's Club.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a tire, it would be a donut spare

 

[Eric15]

if pitt was a tire, it would be a donut spare

Eh, I dunno about that one. I mean, you could put a donut spare on your car and still drive to the Final Four if you really wanted to.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was an emergency experimental life saving medication, it would be the placebo.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt made an appearance in the record book, it would be the asterisk.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd be the person that aggressively haggles at a garage sale, only ends up buying one thing anyway, and writes a check for $3.50.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a person, he'd be the guy cooking meth in a walmart aisle

 

[moqui]

if pitt did karate . . .

 

[jncuse]

If Pitt were a coach it would be Kevin Stallings.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a carl's jr thickburger, it would be the "beyond meat" thickburger

* if you've never had beyond meat - it's horrible. mealy texture, vaguely chemical taste.

* OttoinGrotto , i had a thickburger for lunch in your honor, where i saw this terrible idea in the (faux) flesh

 

[jgeorge322]

It pitt was a person, he would use a block number and his mailbox would be full.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

if pitt was a carl's jr thickburger, it would be the "beyond meat" thickburger

* if you've never had beyond meat - it's horrible. mealy texture, vaguely chemical taste.

* OttoinGrotto , i had a thickburger for lunch in your honor, where i saw this terrible idea in the (faux) flesh

I feel like this post is kinda like a lifetime achievement award for me.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a gaming system it would be the Sega Dreamcast.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Pitt would be the guy who barrels into the crowded subway before letting people exit the train.

Pitt would also be the guy who stands in the doorway of empty trains, then refuses to move to let people on.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Pitt would be the middle-aged guy, who despite any proof, claims he would have went pro if he didn't blow out his knee in high school/college.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Pitt would be the guy who blows the santa claus secret at family parties in front of all the children.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Pitt would be the kid who used your crayola crayon box sharpener and jammed it all up.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Pitt would be the guy who attends after-work happy hour, gets a couple cocktails, then leaves a $5 bill for himself despite the bill being a couple hundred dollars for the group.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, he'd believe that one of those gigantic teddy bears is actually the thing that would make his lady the happiest on Valentine's day.

 

[Lawrinson14]

If Pitt was a person he'd wear those feet gloves to the gym.

 

[Lawrinson14]

If pitt was a person, he'd prefer the soggy fries that come in a takeout container to the crunchy kind you get at the restaurant.