If Pitt was a person...

[moqui]

If Pitt was a person he'd wear those feet gloves to the gym.

he'd be the guy who pees in the shower at the gym
on the rare days that he actually takes a shower

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a person, he'd be the guy who wears a "mustache rides 5 cents" t-shirt

 

[DoubleDee]

Pitt would be the guy who blows the santa claus secret at family parties in front of all the children.

Wait, what are you saying?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt opened a restaurant, they'd print the menu in papyrus font.

 

[kingtidge]

Pitt is the guy that says he has the best homemade BBQ sauce recipe ...and the first ingredient in the recipe is Kraft BBQ Sauce.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt were a person, he would’ve only been to the Carrier Dome once - for a monster truck thing.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a person, he'd be an incel

 

[Marty McFly]

If Pitt was a person, he'd be the guy that comes to work sick, emphatically denies it, then coughs all over you and gets you sick without apologizing.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If pitt was a person, he'd prefer the soggy fries that come in a takeout container to the crunchy kind you get at the restaurant.

Crap, sounds like I married Pitt.

 

[sendithome]

If Pitt was a man, he’d be Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson.
If Pitt was a woman, she’d be Kathy Griffin.

- Good at their profession in his/her heyday but more hype than quality
- Dying for attention
- Trying to crawl out from the pit of despair and stay relevant.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was part of the Rocky film franchise, it would be Rocky V.

 

[moqui]

If Pitt was part of the Rocky film franchise, it would be Rocky V.

if pitt was in the rocky franchise, it would be burt young

 

[OttoinGrotto]

if pitt was in the rocky franchise, it would be burt young

If Pitt was Burt Young's IMDB page, it would be Gino in The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

 

[earlfromclay]

If Pitt were a scientist, he would be Stephen Hawking, minus the intelligence

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were one of the Runts candies, it would be the banana.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a one hit wonder, it would be Informer.

 

[cuseattle]

If Pitt was a Partridge Family member, he would be Chris.

 

[JoeySimz]

If Pitt was an animal, he would be fowl! Get it? Hahahah

 

[JoeySimz]

If Pitt was a piano player, he would play with elbows instead of fingers.

 

[JoeySimz]

If Virginia Tech played basketball, they would do it like Pitt but smoke meth before tipoff.

Oh...sorry...off topic

 

[CaptainJ]

if pitt was in the rocky franchise, it would be burt young

Man, them's be fightin words. I loved Uncle Paulie! He was hilarious, and one of the more realistic characters in the franchise. CHEck this out, epic technology for the 80s, and wouldnt be bad even now:

 

[CaptainJ]

If Pitt were a season, it would be ours. Or winter, for folks dont like the cold.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a person, he would have a 46 inch waist and a 30 inch inseam

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a haircut, it would be a mullet.

 

[CaptainJ]

Pitt would listen to Nickleback.

Pitt would be a groupie for Nickelback. Or Maroon 5,