If Pitt was a person...

[CaptainJ]

Randy, from Trailer Park Boys.

 

[CaptainJ]

Frank, from Shameless.

 

[CaptainJ]

Genghis Khan. Star Trek Khan. King of the Hill Khan. The long Khan.

 

[Briancuse]

Pitt is the co worker who asks 50 questions during a Friday afternoon meeting when everyone else wants to get the he'll out of there.

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

he would have dirt under his fingernails and put his mouth directly on the water fountain when getting a drink.

This started in the game thread. Add on.

OttoinGrotto

Pitt is the 45 year old who rehearses Fortnight moves so he can gain points with the kids.

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

If Pitt were a person, their closet would be full of Camo and Carhartt. and only Camo, and Carhartt.

 

[reedny]

Im going to check in a couple of hours to see if youve been banned for offending half the board.

No worries. HOF took care of him.

 

[orangecuse]

If Pitt were a person, he'd be your neighbor that let's their pooch chit in your yard and leave it for you to pick up.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, he'd be unusually picky about what he picks up from the buffet at the strip club.

 

[cuseinseattle]

They would be that guy trying to get your section to start the wave for the 4th time as if this will be his greatest life accomplishment

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt is the guy who angrily yells from the bleachers “how much are they payin’ ya!???” at the refs when they miss a call in a 6th grade basketball game.

 

[Briancuse]

He would be the annoying little guy with the red hair from the progressive commercials.

 

[orange79]

He would be the annoying little guy with the red hair from the progressive commercials.

Other than the Geico Hump Day camel, Jamie is the best commercial character ever.

 

[Briancuse]

If Pitt were a person they'd be jeff goff.

Too soon?

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a woman, she'd always hang out with uconn so she could be the pretty one

 

[Cusefan0307]

If Pitt was a person they would be the friend visiting you who left the toilet seat up in the middle of the night so when your wife goes to the bathroom she sits in the water.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

if pitt was a woman, she'd always hang out with uconn so she could be the pretty one

This thread was made for you.

 

[cuse62]

If Pitt was a person, they would be the link between Petrino and PSU’s Franklin.

 

[cuseattle]

If Pitt was a person, he'd be Eddie Haskel.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a beattle, it would be stuart sutcliffe

 

[moqui]

if pitt went to bayside high, it would be screech

 

[moqui]

if pitt ran for senate, it would be roy moore

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a grammy winner, it would be milli vanilli

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a condiment, it would be mayochup.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a post season tournament, it would be the cbi