If Pitt was a person...

[OttoinGrotto]

It would be nachos Grande with double salsa, no jalapeños and in a box

And it soaks through the box, and the bag has a hole in it, so your passenger seat smells kinda funky forever after.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

And it soaks through the box, and the bag has a hole in it, so your passenger seat smells kinda funky forever after.

That’s definitely personal

 

[OttoinGrotto]

That’s definitely personal

Lol no not that one.

 

[grepal]

he would have dirt under his fingernails and put his mouth directly on the water fountain when getting a drink.

This started in the game thread. Add on.

OttoinGrotto

All I know is Tony Dorsett didn't really score. You can look it up if you don't know.

 

[23Zone]

Pit is the guy who takes a massive dump with explosive squirts in a public bathroom then doesn't flush and walks straight out without washing his hands

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt made it on TV once.

It was an episode of To Catch a Predator.

Oh, wait.

That was Penn State.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they actually would be the father.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was an eating/drinking utensil, it would be the paper straw.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, he'd be the old man that's naked in the gym locker room for an inordinate amount of time.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a pass attempt in college football, it would be Luke MacPhail's first official throw in a college football game.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was an amusement park mascot, he'd be Mr. Six.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a drive thru worker, they'd be the person that instead of throwing an extra nuggy in the bag for you, shorts you one.

On purpose.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a Pixar movie it would be The Good Dinosaur.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a season, it would be tax season.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a losing football team, they'd play their safeties 15 yards off the line of scrimmage against an opponent running the wildcat with a tight end.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a website it would be ashleymadison.

 

[sutomcat]

Pitt is Meghan….

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were one of the selectable like emojis on syracusefan.com it would be the stiletto.

 

[samspann1]

Bam Margera’s uncle

 

[BillSU]

If Pitt were one of the selectable like emojis on syracusefan.com it would be the stiletto.

Pitt, to come right down to it, is just a bunch of ass-wipes.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

If Pitt were a fictional sports team owner, it would be Rupert Mannion.
If Pitt was a fictional child, it would be Crabbe or Goyle.
If Pitt wore makeup, it would be Mimi Bobeck.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Pitt, to come right down to it, is just a bunch of ass-wipes.

I wouldn’t wipe my ass with Pitt. My ass is too good for it.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a recruiting analyst, they'd be Brian Dohn.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a Spice Girl, she'd be Meat Sweats Spice.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

It Pitt was an item on the Chinese buffet line, it would be the empty tray of pot stickers that never gets filled.