Can somebody explain Townie for me? Not asking for identity; just a clue about the unusual amount of respect he has here. A couple of years ago, I posted a Dome song lyric parody of a Skynyrd song, and used his name to fill it out, but for phonetic reasons I was having trouble with. I had no anti-Townie message, but he WAS checking in just to troll people, so that's why he came to mind.
Anyway,, the line "and I hope rllbees will remember" was even clunkier, so I went with Townie. When I posted it, another curious character, named Captain J, said "whoa, I can't believe you did that to him." All of a sudden, I felt like I was taking an innocent trickle off of London Bridge at midnight, only to be met with horrified gasps from below as the Queen Mother was passing beneath on a barge during a celebration (please don't ask why the Queen Mother would be on a barge at midnight; just fumbling for a workable metaphor here).
So is he local royalty? A mobster? Boeheim himself?