SyracuseFan Fantasy Football League

[OrangeXtreme]

Doesn't tell until the draft room opens 1 hour before the draft.

30 minutes before the draft.

I don't even bother to show up until 7:45

 

[Cowtown]

30 minutes before the draft.

I don't even bother to show up until 7:45

If I tell Mrs Moo that it opens 5:30 local time, I get to ditch 5 o'clock Mass.

 

[MSOrange]

30 minutes before the draft.

I don't even bother to show up until 7:45

Okay you're right. ESPN must be 1 hour. Sorry for the misinfo everyone. But just be there by 8 Eastern and you're good anyway.

 

[MSOrange]

If I tell Mrs Moo that it opens 5:30 local time, I get to ditch 5 o'clock Mass.

I don't think a guy like you should be comfortable ditching any Mass! :rolling:Especially considering how much you hang out with this crowd.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

If I tell Mrs Moo that it opens 5:30 local time, I get to ditch 5 o'clock Mass.

Honest Mrs Moo, he was with me the whole time.

 

[Cowtown]

I don't think a guy like you should be comfortable ditching any Mass! :rolling:Especially considering how much you hang out with this crowd.

Yeah, I get that. But at least I don't access the site with my phone when I'm away from the house. I'm not that committed, LOL!

 

[MSOrange]

First pick baby! I knew those pics I had of OrangeXtreme would come in handy some day.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

As promised, less than an hour.

We missed one Bama FG

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Shenexon and I relive last season's championship game week 1.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

I know the schedule is still out of whack.

I'll have it fixed tomorrow. Week 1 won't change.

 

[Cowtown]

First pick baby! I knew those pics I had of OrangeXtreme would come in handy some day.

It ain't gonna help ya.

 

[Cowtown]

No smack talk? Did everyone go out clubbing?

 

[Briancuse]

No smack talk? Did everyone go out clubbing?

Smack talk in fantasy football? It's not like your playing.

 

[Symphony Steve]

I don't do smack talk...until AFTER I demonstrate just how superior my fantasy acumen is. Which will be once I blow out whatever pencil-neck jabroni I face in week 1.

 

[Cowtown]

I don't do smack talk...until AFTER I demonstrate just how superior my fantasy acumen is. Which will be once I blow out whatever pencil-neck jabroni I face in week 1.

 

[MSOrange]

I'm in an ESPN league that drafts tonight. It usually has 14 teams, which is already too many, but they added 2 more this year. 16 teams! By the 4th round, I'll just be trying to draft someone I've heard of.

 

[Cowtown]

I'm in an ESPN league that drafts tonight. It usually has 14 teams, which is already too many, but they added 2 more this year. 16 teams! By the 4th round, I'll just be trying to draft someone I've heard of.

The pool I'm usually in is ESPN also and it goes tomorrow night. My god-son runs it. Mrs Moo also plays. She pretty much picks who the computer tells her to, and she's always in the upper half of the ten of us. But whenever one of the young bucks thinks they're gonna scalp her in a trade, she runs it by me. Then the smack talk board comes alive.

 

[Symphony Steve]

Yo, Milk Boy, Week One. I'm calling you out by name:

 

[Cowtown]

Yo, Milk Boy, Week One. I'm calling you out by name:

Like I'm worried about someone who listens to Elvin Bishop?

 

[Symphony Steve]

It's funny. I actually found the original, which was an obscurity done on the Excello label. I decided it was justifiably obscure so I went with Elvin Bishop. But, I'll let you decide:

 

[Cowtown]

I don't do smack talk...until AFTER I demonstrate just how superior my fantasy acumen is. Which will be once I blow out whatever pencil-neck jabroni I face in week 1.

 

[Symphony Steve]

You, you...bovine BEAST!

 

[Cowtown]

You, you...bovine BEAST!

And BTW, I changed my team's name in my other league to Pencil-Necked Jabronis.

 

[Symphony Steve]

In so doing, you honor the memory of Classy Mr. Freddie Blassie. Actually, his term was 'pencil-neck geeks'. (A 'jabroni' is rasslin' carny for 'jobber', someone who loses every match.) Oh, yes, there's a song. Or, at least, a 'song':

 

[Cowtown]

In so doing, you honor the memory of Classy Mr. Freddie Blassie. Actually, his term was 'pencil-neck geeks'. (A 'jabroni' is rasslin' carny for 'jobber', someone who loses every match.) Oh, yes, there's a song. Or, at least, a 'song':

I knew about the pencil necked geek, but sorta wondered about the origin of Jabroni. Now I know. Just one more item of cranial lint thrown into the already staggeringly overloaded vault of useless anecdotes I own.