The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[Townie72]

Just look at how long this thread is. If you really didn't care about Rutgers as a rival there wouldn't be 250+ responses.

It's not about caring about them. It's an interesting subject to discuss.

 

[PhatOrange]

Applefield is a florida kid gave cuse a look during the summer and crossed us off his list. We didn't get an official visit. That's why we're not going to flip him.

We're not interested in any if their other recruits either except for, I'd guess, the blacknall kid, but if he bails it'll be to a big boy school.

 

[RF2044]

It's really funny to read posts over there. They really think they are Bama, Ohio St. And Texas.

The lack of perspective is really amazing. But hilarious!

 

[retro44]

Applefield already signed on. He's an early enrollee

I thought it only mattered if he actually enrolled and attended his first class to make it official with early enrollees. They still have to sign in febuary

 

[Moontan]

"Rutgers football... sucking longer than any other program."

 

[money3189]

I thought it only mattered if he actually enrolled and attended his first class to make it official with early enrollees. They still have to sign in febuary

Yeah but he had a ceremony and he signed some early enrollment papers

 

[Todd Gack]

A two-fer: Hoyas' Whittington to transfer to Rutgers: http://espn.go.com/new-york/mens-co...ttington-transferring-rutgers-scarlet-knights.

 

[javadoc]

"Rutgers football... sucking longer than any other program."

Rutgers, the Deathplace of college football.

 

[MartyCuse]

Love this thread... Always brings a smile to my face

 

[Whitey23]

@dansalerno12h
How hard must @rashaanish21 be laughing at #Rutgers right now getting screwed by the guy they took over him.

Retweeted by ISHWITTER™


(apparently they took Hilliman over Witter)

 

[GoSU96]

Love to the Does Paul James have a chance at the Heisman thread.

Yeah he has the skill set but ...

Good lord.

Imagine what Marrone/Hackett, MacDonald/Lester would have done with kids like Carroo, Coleman, Deering, Huggins...

Bunch of con artists.

 

[BlazeOrange]

Just look at how long this thread is. If you really didn't care about Rutgers as a rival there wouldn't be 250+ responses.

Read the first post again - this is a compilation thread. Also nearly a month old.

 

[RMH44]

I never thought I'd post within a Rutgers thread but I couldn't resist after reading Rutgersal latest dissertation.

I took this from the thread titled "Rutgers National Championship Victory Celebration Parade Route" started by Al himself:

While dreaming of a Rutgers National Championship victory, I worked out the parade route for our eventual celebration. The parade will step off from Voorhees Chapel, then make its way down George Street, through the heart of New Brunswick, up Somerset Street, then down college avenue, and then over Landing Lane Bridge to the stadium. At the stadium, a rally will be held to celebrate the accomplishment. Players and coaches will give speeches, and it will be a day to remember. Just though I would share that vision with y'all.

I have no words.

 

[orange79]

I never thought I'd post within a Rutgers thread but I couldn't resist after reading Rutgersal latest dissertation.

I took this from the thread titled "Rutgers National Championship Victory Celebration Parade Route" started by Al himself:

While dreaming of a Rutgers National Championship victory, I worked out the parade route for our eventual celebration. The parade will step off from Voorhees Chapel, then make its way down George Street, through the heart of New Brunswick, up Somerset Street, then down college avenue, and then over Landing Lane Bridge to the stadium. At the stadium, a rally will be held to celebrate the accomplishment. Players and coaches will give speeches, and it will be a day to remember. Just though I would share that vision with y'all.

I have no words.

That parade route will be about as empty as Va Tech's trophy case.

 

[retro44]

I never thought I'd post within a Rutgers thread but I couldn't resist after reading Rutgersal latest dissertation.

I took this from the thread titled "Rutgers National Championship Victory Celebration Parade Route" started by Al himself:

While dreaming of a Rutgers National Championship victory, I worked out the parade route for our eventual celebration. The parade will step off from Voorhees Chapel, then make its way down George Street, through the heart of New Brunswick, up Somerset Street, then down college avenue, and then over Landing Lane Bridge to the stadium. At the stadium, a rally will be held to celebrate the accomplishment. Players and coaches will give speeches, and it will be a day to remember. Just though I would share that vision with y'all.

I have no words.

can you imagine if he worked for a suicide prevention line when a caller calls in and claims he is not Rutgers fan.

 

[rosconey]

is a porta john towed by a ratty pickup really a parade? only in nj :crazy:

 

[WickedOrange]

The hottest topic on the Rutgers' basketball forum this season... the size of the hot dogs.

Were the Hot Dogs Regular Size?
I went up at halftime to buy a dollar dog. I haven't had a hot dog all year at the games. Were they the same hot dogs that they usually sell? Mine was very, very small and the bun was pretty much cracked in half.

Can't make this stuff up.

 

[RMH44]

The hottest topic on the Rutger's basketball forum this season... the size of the hot dogs.

Were the Hot Dogs Regular Size?
I went up at halftime to buy a dollar dog. I haven't had a hot dog all year at the games. Were they the same hot dogs that they usually sell? Mine was very, very small and the bun was pretty much cracked in half.

Can't make this stuff up.

Hoffman envy?

 

[Ottoble]

Yeah but he had a ceremony and he signed some early enrollment papers

Not sure this is the same as LOI as I think Zach Allen sigend early enrollment papers last year and we know where that went. Correct me if I'm wrong Money you may know better than me on the details of each situation.

 

[sabach]

The hottest topic on the Rutger's basketball forum this season... the size of the hot dogs.

Were the Hot Dogs Regular Size?
I went up at halftime to buy a dollar dog. I haven't had a hot dog all year at the games. Were they the same hot dogs that they usually sell? Mine was very, very small and the bun was pretty much cracked in half.

Can't make this stuff up.

How fitting a Rutgers fan using the phrase, "mine was very, very small."

 

[TheCusian]

How fitting a Rutgers fan using the phrase, "mine was very, very small."

This thread has reached it's logical conclusion: Rutgers fans admitting to having small weiners.

 

[Whitey23]

Jonathan Hilliman reveals why he flipped to BC

&

David Njoku, the 6-4, 215-pound Rutgers wide receiver de-commit, has been re-extended an offer by the Scarlet Knights.Njoku originally had his offer pulled back in October when he decided to take an unofficial visit to Penn State. But tensions have eased between Rutgers and the Cedar Grove(N.J.) standout, presenting an opportunity for a reunion.

http://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/i...grove_wr_re-offered_by_the_rutgers_staff.html

 

[Whitey23]

Jordan Fuchs de-commits from Rutgers, headed to future rival Indiana, report says

 

[Noexcuse]

Jordan Fuchs de-commits from Rutgers, headed to future rival Indiana, report says

Does that mean he won't be delivering Holley to Rutgers?

 

[wfschrec]

WHat is this kid thinking? He played himself out of the first round this year. No seperation, can't catch, the kid was awful.

He is thinking that if he stays his stock will plummet even further as Rutgers continues to become a bigger mess.