JoeCollege
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Agree, what else can they do to appeal to locals, dirt cheap tickets and beer..
- Parking in the Dome
- Free parking, in the Dome
- Guarantee SU scores 4 touchdowns per quarter against a Top 5 team every game.
- SU players to provide lawn mowing and leaf raking services the other 6 days a week.
- Shoot on sight any "fan" that dares to stand and get into the game at any time.
- Less action, more in-house broadcast commercials from Mr. Excitement.
- Apple orchards instead of new buildings so familes can have quality time too.
- Never, ever punt again.
- Guarantee that 80% of all third downs get converted.
- Free beer at tailgates. Tailgate parties that take place in the Dome- walking is just too much!
- A free hug from the cheerleader or dance team member of your choice.
- A post game departure system that eliminates those horrendous 15-20 minute waits to get on the road and have to drive (gasp!) a whole hour or more home.
There. I think that should take care of it. If TGD can find a way to implement the above, I predict attendance (Actual, not announced) would skyrocket to probably a good 25-29,000 for every home game.