OttoinGrotto
2023-24 Iggy Award Most 3 Pointers Made
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Pitt thinks their kid deserves more playing time.
Pitt still has a profane default away message and “deep” song lyrics in his AIM profile.Pitt is the only person left on both AOL Instant Messenger and MySpace.
Pitt won’t eat the dark chocolate or Mr. Goodbar, so he thinks that entitles him to eating all of the regular Hersheys and Krackles.Pitt is really excited that you left out a dish full of the little Hershey's variety bars.
But not excited enough to throw the wrappers away.
They're content putting the wrappers back in the dish.
I humbly submit that Mr. Goodbar is the true gem of that assortment.Pitt won’t eat the dark chocolate or Mr. Goodbar, so he thinks that entitles him to eating all of the regular Hersheys and Krackles.
Agreed. But Pitt….his taste buds are less refined.I humbly submit that Mr. Goodbar is the true gem of that assortment.
Also picks the Hershey’s Kisses off the top of the cookie in the homemade holiday assortment...leaving the cookie.Pitt is the guy, while at a buffet, picks something up sniffs it and puts it back.
Pitt doesn’t have a window scraper/brush in his car for the first 6 weeks of winter - he just rolls the windows down and back up, turns the wipers on, and hunches over while he drives to see through the 10% of the windshield that isn’t covered in ice/frost.Pitt doesn’t make even the slightest attempt at stomping or wiping any snow off their boots before entering an establishment or your vehicle.
They’ll claim you’re not laughing because you don’t understand the science references.Pitt asks you if you've ever seen the "Big Bang theory" and insists that you watch it with them because it's so hilarious and watches you quizzically the whole time wondering why you're not laughing. "That's funny right? OmG tHaT sHeLdOn!" Pitt will exclaim as you nervously look at your phone looking for an escape hatch.