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If Pitt was a person...

Pitt is really excited that you left out a dish full of the little Hershey's variety bars.

But not excited enough to throw the wrappers away.

They're content putting the wrappers back in the dish.
Pitt won’t eat the dark chocolate or Mr. Goodbar, so he thinks that entitles him to eating all of the regular Hersheys and Krackles.
 
Pitt yells at his kid’s 6th grade teammates to “MOVE!” when they’re playing against a packed in 2-3 zone.

Move where? And why? He doesn’t know. But he thinks you’re always supposed to MOVE, so that’s what he’s screaming on every possesion.
 
Pitt doesn’t make even the slightest attempt at stomping or wiping any snow off their boots before entering an establishment or your vehicle.
Pitt doesn’t have a window scraper/brush in his car for the first 6 weeks of winter - he just rolls the windows down and back up, turns the wipers on, and hunches over while he drives to see through the 10% of the windshield that isn’t covered in ice/frost.
 
Pitt asks you if you've ever seen the "Big Bang theory" and insists that you watch it with them because it's so hilarious and watches you quizzically the whole time wondering why you're not laughing. "That's funny right? OmG tHaT sHeLdOn!" Pitt will exclaim as you nervously look at your phone looking for an escape hatch.
 
Pitt asks you if you've ever seen the "Big Bang theory" and insists that you watch it with them because it's so hilarious and watches you quizzically the whole time wondering why you're not laughing. "That's funny right? OmG tHaT sHeLdOn!" Pitt will exclaim as you nervously look at your phone looking for an escape hatch.
They’ll claim you’re not laughing because you don’t understand the science references.
 
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