If Pitt was a person...

[Zelda Zonk]

Pitt is the dude who pees with the seat down. And has lousy sim.

Pitt thinks it’s fun to leave a li’l som’n in the elevator when she leaves it.

Pitt filed a suit to disallow student loan forgiveness.

Pitt thinks Jamie Dixon was like the greatest ever.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

So out of curiosity I looked up how many one liners I've had in this thread, and, uh... my wife can never know.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Pitt is the guy who thinks you can control your own destiny.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Pitt is the guy who doesn’t understand why the “Endless Mountains Region” road sign in Pennsylvania is oxymoronic.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Pitt is the guy who doesn’t understand that “I could care less” is different from “I couldn’t care less.”

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

If Pitt was a guy he’d be Paul Reiser from Diner, Part I.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

If Pitt was a person, he’d be Paul Reiser from Diner, Part II:

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

So out of curiosity I looked up how many one liners I've had in this thread, and, uh... my wife can never know.

If Pitt was a person, he would tell your wife.

 

[SmilinBob]

If Pitt was a person he'd be the guy driving 85 in the passing lane and then slow down at your blind spot and stay there until you get to PA and the lane is about to close...stays there and forces you to stop and you have to wait for 30 cars to go by before you can get into the open lane.

 

[tptcuse]

If Pitt was a person he'd be the guy driving 85 in the passing lane and then slow down at your blind spot and stay there until you get to PA and the lane is about to close...stays there and forces you to stop and you have to wait for 30 cars to go by before you can get into the open lane.

That's very specific.

 

[HakAttack]

Pitt doesn’t have a window scraper/brush in his car for the first 6 weeks of winter - he just rolls the windows down and back up, turns the wipers on, and hunches over while he drives to see through the 10% of the windshield that isn’t covered in ice/frost.

So Pitt’s like 85% of people in Syracuse? Got it.

 

[newmexicuse]

he would have dirt under his fingernails and put his mouth directly on the water fountain when getting a drink.

This started in the game thread. Add on.

OttoinGrotto

Sounds like Aqualung to me !!!!

 

[STEVEHOLT]

If Pitt was a person, they’d be that person right in front of you in the check out line, with a book of paper coupons who then pays by check

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt argues his steak’s unseasoned after ordering it medium well.

Pitt didn’t pick an answer on the OT Board’s coffee and toast thread because he prefers a Monster energy drink and skittles.

 

[JDubbin]

Pitt still has a profane default away message and “deep” song lyrics in his AIM profile.

Limp Bizkit & Papa Roach likely strong candidates to be involved in said profile

 

[Fat tire 13]

Pitt animated

 

[sutomcat]

Pitt's best picture ever.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

If Pitt was an Always Sunny character, they’d be Gail the Snail.

 

[GoCuse14]

If Pitt were a person...they would be friends with Jake Paul

 

[Orangello]

If Pitt was a person it would be that guy in front of you at the grocery store in the 10 item express line with 18 things, 15 of which were produce which had to be weighed, two 30 packs of Busch Light and a large package of pigs knuckles which won't scan (price check in aisle 1).

 

[Cusefan0307]

Pitt is the guy that comes over to your house uninvited, takes a sht in your bathroom that gets everywhere, and then promptly leaves for you to find it and cleanup the mess.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he’d go to Turning Stone and win big betting on some random number at Roulette, not buy drinks for anyone, and then blow the money on some Bored Ape.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he’d ask for a “free cup of water” and then fill it five times with Code Red.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he’d make the same tired joke over and over for like three years in spite of multiple complaints.

 

[orange79]

If Pitt was a person he’d make the same tired joke over and over for like three years in spite of multiple complaints.