If Pitt was a person...

[OrangeDW]

Pitt is Kenny Bania from Seinfeld.

I was thinking more like Slippery Pete.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Looooots of pizza hangups in here.

I had one a while back about the guy who makes you order some weird gross pizza with the rest of the normal ones, barely touches it, and then eats all the good pizza.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Nailed it!

If Pitt was a person he’d insist on you ordering a pineapple supreme pizza along with the plain cheese and pepperonis that everyone else wants, have one slice of the pineapple, then fill up on the “normal” pizzas.

 

[Briancuse]

I was thinking more like Slippery Pete.

Nah Slippery Pete was actually cool.

 

[OrangeDW]

bring back moqui , he was killing it in this thread.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person their breath would smell like yesterday morning.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person their breath would smell like yesterday morning.

Pitt only flosses when things are noticeably uncomfortable.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt only flosses when things are noticeably uncomfortable.

Like a chicken wing.

 

[Briancuse]

Pitt is the friend who takes all of the loaded nacho chips and leaves none for you.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person he’d eat all the drum sticks...and would be oblivious to the fact that flats are better.

Yes, I took it there. @ me!

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, rather than unload the clean dishes from the dishwasher, they'd Tetris a few new dirty ones into the dishwasher and just run it again.

 

[creatorsgam]

If Pitt was a person he camp out at the respawn point and murder your ass when you were playing multiplayer games.

Me playing Goldeneye back in the day tbh.

 

[OrangeDW]

Nah Slippery Pete was actually cool.

Maybe the Russian guys who install Jerry’s illegal cable and eat all the food at the baby shower, and get into a fight with each other?

 

[HOFCeluck]

Me playing Goldeneye back in the day tbh.

Saaaaaaaame!

As I was saying earlier about personal experience...

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt wraps Christmas gifts in newspaper.

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitts the guy that starts out with five $1 bills on the table at a chain restaurant and puts one back in his pocket each time the server triggers him

 

[Briancuse]

Pitt is the coworker who asks 5 questions at the end of a Friday training when everyone wants to get the he'll out of there.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Pitt is the coworker who asks 5 questions at the end of a Friday training when everyone wants to get the he'll out of there.

I was gonna say that if Pitt was a person he’d ask a “question” after lecture that was just five minutes of trying to show the room how smart he was.

But honestly that’s probably more if Wake Forest was a person.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person they'd say they don't want a dessert, maybe just a taste, and then they eat half of it because "it was so good I just couldn't control myself."

Also, they didn't pay for it.

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt takes his socks off in your house.

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt “doesn’t get” the humor in Seinfeld.

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt’s the guy commenting fire emojis when Syracuse football announced white-orange-white home uniforms in October

 

[Briancuse]

Pitt's the guy at the gym who grunts obnoxiously loud to let everyone know he is lifting a lot of weights.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd be the proud owner of all 20 seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on DVD and/or Blu-ray.

 

[creatorsgam]

Saaaaaaaame!

As I was saying earlier about personal experience...

Memories of planting proximity mines on respawn points continue to make me smile.