Relax. There's only a small chance you'll end up on the dinner menu of Wu's pigs.
But I didn't pick that avatar randomly. Al is representative of my approach, especially if someone pushes one of my many buttons.
For an older guy like myself who watched hundreds, if not thousands of old cowboy movies. the reality of Al Swearingen was like a bucket of ice water to me. Saloon owners were frequently the bad guys, but they all lacked the grit of Al. He was the first believable Western bad guy.
I always wanted to take a shower after watching Al, his henchman Dorrity or hotel keeper, E.B. Farnum.