Would love me a pair of Birddog khakis

[SUFaninNJ]

I just take a Mellow Mushroom and call it a day

I haven't seen one of their commercials in ages. Their pizza is pretty good. I love the name of their mascot, Dude Shroomington.

 

[SUFaninNJ]

They have shorts as well. Plus a retail store in NYC. Might need to go check them out.

Stretch Khakis | birddogs

Soft, stretchy khakis that last forever.

www.birddogs.com

I have to imagine that it's next to the UnTuckIt store.

 

[Ragman2000]

I have a pair of Bell + Howell's six day underwear; it has three leg holes and you rotate the leg holes each day, after 3 days you turn it inside out and repeat. Boom 6 day underwear. Life altering.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

I have a pair of Bell + Howell's six day underwear; it has three leg holes and you rotate the leg holes each day, after 3 days you turn it inside out and repeat. Boom 6 day underwear. Life altering.

That's real payside content. Thanks for giving that for free.

 

[CuseCactus]

This thread is why I love this board.

 

[721Comstock]

So, imagine the possibilities if the Tac razor worked underwater in boiling water?!?!

But then I was like, what would you even use that for?
To shave a lobster?

What if “shave a lobster” is some sorta slang?
I’m not willing to risk the trip to Urban Dictionary to find out.

… and I’m already giddy like a schoolgirl in anticipation of what sorts of banner ads now await this week, having typed “shave a lobster” on the interwebs.

 

[rhcuse]

Or a very large penis.

LOL I have their pants and shorts. A+

So you’re saying you have a small penis?

 

[cliftonparksufan]

So, imagine the possibilities if the Tac razor worked underwater in boiling water?!?!

But then I was like, what would you even use that for?
To shave a lobster?

What it “shave a lobster” is some sorta slang?
I’m not willing to risk the trip to Urban Dictionary to find out.

… and I’m already giddy like a schoolgirl in anticipation of what sorts of banner ads now await this week, having typed “shave a lobster” on the interwebs.

I think you are confusing it with :"shaving a clam". Probably time to lock this thread. That win made everyone giddy.

 

[Nicknack]

I have to admit, I became curious enough to go to their site. However, my curiosity sort of died quickly. What exactly are they trying to tell us here? Not that there is anything wrong with it.

 

[CuseCPT]

The ACC Network sure has some winners for advertising. My favorites are that spinning tower that had like 12 plug outlets and the glue strip things that attaches stuff to surfaces. The same actors are in both commercials. The acting in those commercials cracks me up.

Haha, I forgot about that one! Business Dad LOVED a fully charged iPhone. He reacted to his phone being charged at a level of excitement that I might have if I found a new Rolex in my couch.

AlienTape looks pretty amazing. but I can only imagine that if it actually works like that it must be super toxic or something. There has to be some kind of catch.