Well, one of them is at Iona, and I would bet $100 that he doesn't want to finish his career there.
The other 2 are obviously ridiculous. But can't you just hear certain broadcasters doing a repeat of the relationship between Boeheim and Pitino as his first job, and all the other stories they share?
It would really help SU recruiting in a way that pretty much no other guy who might actually come here would. I do not anticipate a lot of tabletop jokes from the media, the way they killed us over Bernie Fine, trying to create another Penn State scandal for us.