If Pitt was a person...

[JoeySimz]

If Pitt was an “artist”, it would be Drake doing a Sprite commercial

 

[moqui]

if pitt was a person, he'd work for robert lee at cullman liquidation

 

[CaptainJ]

if pitt was a person, he'd work for robert lee at cullman liquidation

Epic video! Now I see why Texas removed his memorial.

 

[CaptainJ]

if pitt was a carl's jr thickburger, it would be the "beyond meat" thickburger

* if you've never had beyond meat - it's horrible. mealy texture, vaguely chemical taste.

* OttoinGrotto , i had a thickburger for lunch in your honor, where i saw this terrible idea in the (faux) flesh

You and OttoinGrotto have inspired me to finally try a Thickburger. I live in Carl's Jr territory though, and was curious if there was a difference, other than CJ probably being more expensive? I'm not sure if anyone on here has had both.

If the Thickburger were a person, it would be Jennifer Love Hewitt, both of which have become unofficial faorites of this board. At least I can sample the Thickburger.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person, he’d own lots of Ed Hardy and Tapout gear.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd borrow books from you and take them into the bathroom.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person, they'd borrow books from you and take them into the bathroom.

They would likely be looking for the picture section though.

Pitt hasn’t actually read a book since ‘92.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a slice on the Wheel of Fortune, it would be Lose a Turn.

 

[sendithome]

If Pitt was a slice on the Wheel of Fortune, it would be Lose a Turn.

And UConn, Maryland, and Rutgers would be Bankrupt.

 

[moqui]

if pitt was in the mad max universe, it would be the pig killer

 

[justgold315]

If Pitt was a slice on the Wheel of Fortune, it would be Lose a Turn.

If Pitt was on Wheel of Fortune, he would land on $3500 while holding both car pieces and the million dollar wedge during the prize puzzle and call out a letter that was already picked and is showing up on the board already.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

If Pitt was a slice on the Wheel of Fortune, it would be Lose a Turn.

There could be a few landing spots on Monopoly but I will go with this one,
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/monopoly/images//fd/Monopoly_income_tax_space_US_pre-2008.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121129195837

 

[kingtidge]

If Pitt was a person, they'd borrow books from you and take them into the bathroom.

Pitt is also the guy than you see coming out of the stall in a public bathroom and straight out the door without washing his hands...

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd steal rolls of toilet paper from the gym locker room.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd invite you over for seafood and serve fish sticks.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a Spider-Man crossover event it would be Maximum Clonage.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was someone you went to highschool with that you haven't stayed in touch with, they'd reconnect with you on Facebook after about 15 years, and within days of the friend request pitch you on buying whatever MLM garbage they're hawking.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was someone you went to highschool with that you haven't stayed in touch with, they'd reconnect with you on Facebook after about 15 years, and within days of the friend request pitch you on buying whatever MLM garbage they're hawking.

Pitt sends daily candy crush and FarmVille requests to their entire friends list on Facebook.

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt kept Tom in their top 8.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was engaged in a battle of wits, they would commit the classic blunder of getting involved in a land war in Asia.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt double dips the chip.

 

[OrangeDW]

In the process of getting his slice of pizza, Pitt mauls a minimum of 4 other slices with his dirty hands, every time.

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt puts the bones from his eaten chicken wings back into the container with the rest of the wings.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, they'd tell you they grew up in Chicago but they're really from Naperville.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a movie in the Fast and Furious franchise it would be Tokyo Drift.