If Pitt was a person...

[rhcuse]

I don't see Lexington Steele donning a Pitt Jersey...

Damn, dude. Lower left. For the sake of the white guys in the team showers I hope that’s his hand in his pocket.

 

[br801]

If Pitt was a person, he'd be singing the praises of a nondescript county executive and touting him as a future governor.

 

[Eric15]

Pitt shovels his driveway in this jacket purchased in 1992.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

If Pitt were a person, its spirit animal would be Matt Gaetz.

 

[orange79]

If Pitt were a person, he'd warm up fish in the break room microwave.


Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a dog, they'd be that one breed that farts a lot.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

If Pitt were a person, JohnSyracuse would know who he was, kick his ass, then disappear, quietly.

If Pitt were a person he would repeatedly ask you, “now, which one was Keyzer Soza.”

If Pitt were a person, he would say that West Virginia Barbie wasn’t hot, but Indiana underwear girl was smoking’.

If Pitt were a person, this commercial would be autobiographical.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

If Pitt was a person he would make fun of all woman athletes and claim he could easily beat them at their sport, even though he’s now 30 pounds overweight and 20 years ago only got in on special teams here and there in Class C football.

If Pitt were a person, he would claim Joe Girard is an intramural level athlete who can’t grab the rim.

 

[rhcuse]

Pitt is the guy who signs up for “Napkins” at the company Christmas eat-a-thon dish to pass.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt was a person, he’d post the following as his Facebook status update:

“To regain friends in your news feed and get rid of ads- hold your finger anywhere in this post and click ‘copy’. Go to your page where it says “what’s on your mind?” Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system. Hello new and old friends!”

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

If Pitt was a person they would put mayo on foods that shouldn't have mayo.

He would also put ketchup on hotdogs and ranch dressing on wings.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Pitt’s response to you disagreeing with them on social media is to post the address of their gym & invite you to come “discuss it over some weights”.

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt’s response to you disagreeing with them on social media is to post the address of their gym & invite you to come “discuss it over some weights”.

Trueblue already posted something like that a little while ago. Amazing!

Water boy definitely is cut more from the Pitt cloth.

 

[Eric15]

If Pitt was a person, he’d post the following as his Facebook status update:

“To regain friends in your news feed and get rid of ads- hold your finger anywhere in this post and click ‘copy’. Go to your page where it says “what’s on your mind?” Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system. Hello new and old friends!”

Pitt loves reminiscing on Facebook about how much better things were in the 1950s when there weren’t annoying things like seat belt laws and restrictions on lead paint.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person, they'd steal your favorite Pokemon card.

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt loves reminiscing on Facebook about how much better things were in the 1950s when there weren’t annoying things like seat belt laws and restrictions on lead paint.

Pitt would post ALL the “when I was a kid we drank straight from the garden hose and look how I turned out!” memes.

 

[Orangezoo]

If Pitt were a person, they'd steal your favorite Pokemon card.

If Pitt were a person they would recognize just how much fun OIG is having at their expense tonight

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt loves reminiscing on Facebook about how much better things were in the 1950s when there weren’t annoying things like seat belt laws and restrictions on lead paint.

Pitt used to drink from the hose and is damn proud of it.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person they would recognize just how much fun OIG is having at their expense tonight

Pitt doesn't understand that it always comes back around.

It always comes back around.

 

[Orangezoo]

Pitt used to drink from the hose and is damn proud of it.

Hey now...

 

[OrangeDW]

Pitt still has a car CD visor holder with ALL the Limp Bizkit, Korn, Kid Rock, and Eminem(I hate rap…except for Eminem!) you can imagine.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

During the annual preseason Dome food vendor meeting in the summer of 2021, Pitt raised their hand & said “hey, what if we switched to pre-packaged cups of nacho cheese & salsa?”.

 

[JDubbin]

Pitt checks out with 30+ items in the 10 items or less line at the grocery store, asks the cashier to grab a couple packs of Pall Mall cigarettes from behind the front desk for him, and pays for it all with a check that he's writing out with a pen that's running out of ink

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Pitt thinks their kid deserves more playing time.

 

[Eric15]

Pitt is the only person left on both AOL Instant Messenger and MySpace.