If Pitt was a person...

[Eric15]

Pitt's all-time favorite actor is Randy Quaid.

 

[JDubbin]

Pitt's all-time favorite actor is Randy Quaid.

Pitt’s all-time favorite band is Nickleback.

 

[721Comstock]

Pitt’s all-time favorite band is Nickleback.

And their 2nd favorite is Creed.

 

[JDubbin]

And their 2nd favorite is Creed.

Bro, literally the other band I was considering in my post, haha

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Hold up a second Pittsburgh is a very underrated city. Oh the other hand if Pitt was a person he’d be the bag who tells you that you don’t need to wear a seatbelt if your sitting in the backseat.

You’re

 

[JKinUtah]

if Pitt was a person he'd be a message board grammar cop

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person he’d make the same tired joke over and over for like three years in spite of multiple complaints.

At first I was like am I Pitt (and really, aren't we all Pitt) and then I was like nah I been doing that way longer than three years.

 

[Eric15]

Pitt orders its steaks well done with ketchup.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

if Pitt was a person he'd be a message board grammar cop

I had taken a board break when this thread came out.

Think of me more as a helpful communication resource.

 

[orange79]

At first I was like am I Pitt (and really, aren't we all Pitt) and then I was like nah I been doing that way longer than three years.

No. No, we're not.

 

[EnviroSciGuy]

if Pitt was a person he'd be a message board grammar cop

Nice try.

 

[sutomcat]

No. No, we're not.

Now, I am not pointing fingers or trying to imply anything...

But psychiatrists will tell you that most definitive way to identify 'Pitt as a person' types is to ask them if they are 'Pitt as a person' types.

They are always very sure they are not.

 

[mark79]

Pitt is the greasy-haired big fat guy with brutal BO that sits next to you on the plane who farts constantly and you can’t the avoid awful smells and constant body contact on your 5 hour flight.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Pitt is the greasy-haired big fat guy with brutal BO that sits next to you on the plane who farts constantly and you can’t the avoid awful smells and constant body contact on your 5 hour flight.

My bad

 

[IthacaMatt]

Hold up a second Pittsburgh is a very underrated city. Oh the other hand if Pitt was a person he’d be the bag who tells you that you don’t need to wear a seatbelt if your sitting in the backseat.

You don't. They soft. Guess Imma bag.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Pitt checks out with 30+ items in the 10 items or less line at the grocery store, asks the cashier to grab a couple packs of Pall Mall cigarettes from behind the front desk for him, and pays for it all with a check that he's writing out with a pen that's running out of ink

And, he doesn’t have ID but tells the cashier that it’s okay, the manager knows him from back in the day at Duquesne High.

 

[CuseCactus]

Pitt is like Chris Farley - minus the charm, sense of humor, and talent.

 

[OttoJR]

Pitt farts something filthy and blames the dog

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he’d make public statements slamming another person that were immediately proven false and have to be walked back.

Wait…

 

[blust2i3d4]

he would have dirt under his fingernails and put his mouth directly on the water fountain when getting a drink.

This started in the game thread. Add on.

OttoinGrotto

Pitt is a person. Pitt is Brad Pitt.

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt laughs at the dome renovations and cant believe they havent gotten rid of the troughs.

Pitt sucks

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt texts you after the Duke game saying “really glad I turned down your extra tickets, when will you learn?”

 

[Orangezoo]

Casually waiting for OIG to enter the chat and...

 

[kingtidge]

Pitt’s all-time favorite band is Nickleback.

Pitt's favorite cocktail is the MaterMixup - Vodka, Club Soda, & Heinz Ketchup

 

[kingtidge]

Pitt’s all-time favorite band is Nickleback.

Pitt's girlfriend's favorite band is Coldplay... She also has a twig and berries.