The reverse of that happened to me last Wednesday. Mechanical issue in Ithaca. cabbed to Hancock at 3 am for 5:30 flight. Didn't have as cool a cab buddy, though. Instead, this kid thought it was a good idea to cook breakfast and do his taxes or some while me and the cabby waited outside for him for 30 minutes. Barely made my flight.
It's good to see we can somewhat have empathy my man! ...and look what your post inspired in the post after it! I mean I'd like to assume a small portion of credit, but I might get bad karma if I tried! Heaven knows Ive had strange luck in my life. Last Christmas(one year after the hancock/ithaca one) out of hancock my flight had to return for whatever reason. well i had barely missed it anyhow, because the gate was the first on the right and out of numerical order from all the rest and i was baely gonna make it(ride drove what they thought would be good enough speed, due to inclement weather ...not that it mattered. When I thought I had redemption once I figured out who this new line of people was, it turned out jetblue only had like NY and not the connections after it that would take me west the til the next day...nor did they offer me a hotel in NYC/anywhere...but i went there anyhow... met someone else who seemed to be cool, slept there then caught my connecting flight to boston(opposite direction of Denver, I know)... after waiting all day gazing at beautiful bostonians and visitors I got drunk watching SYRACUSE demolish WVU in the pinstripe bowl...then got cut off after loudly cheering for the Orange and telling folks what I was legally going to do to celebrate when I got home...
so after that I relaxed in there and ambled to my gate with a buddy I had met in said bar. We hear flight is delayed, buddy asks if there is time for 1 last drink, attendant tries to discourage it, captain fresh off arrival says sure. Turns out the only place that was still opened was the one I was banned from. So dude from Boulder goes in and gets a stiff drink while I wait, then we quickly return. Attendant then tells me I am BANNED(now you see why I have a phobia of being banned on here) from flight, even though I was the one who
didnt have another drink(the other guy started to get angry when i told the attendant that) and was very quiet and respectful anywhere near that gate(and in general other than during the game!!!). The only reasonable excuse I could get were that my pupils were dilated. I called for a manager immediately. The only answer from him was to click some link on the jetblue website. Man, I used to like them, but spending TWO nights in a row in airports was not fun. This Christmas my family felt my pain and told me I may as well stay here instead of coming back to CNY. I did and was able to drink without recourse, but it was not the same. Who knows, with my worsening luck the plane may have crashed and by staying here I may have saved many lives.
Im kinda drunk now and dont expect everyone to believe me, but that is how it happened. I got a credit of $100 i think(never used it) for the first screw up on their part, but nothing for the 2nd night sleeping in the airport. Im not bitter anymore, but I sure was for awhile. Im not mad at the company, but at the one employee who made that call. It was like the charging call on Triche. Unwarranted, and a game changer. The employee was shaky bleeping potatoes!!!! I mean I spend all day in a bleepin BOSTON airport due to their error, get semi drunk watching the Cuse win a bowl game, then get banned for another night. That there, like your cab mate, is shaky potatoes!!!! But it's all good, I still love everything involved and this thread is growing on me like a pair of shaky potatoes!(maybe because im pretty hammered now[much more so than then], so hoping I havent offended anyone other than WVU fans, bostonians, or the one airline attendant who wouldnt remember me). I wish i could have told him
he was shaky potatoes after I was already banned, but the term as we know it was not in use yet!
Anyhow, I probably sound like the board badass by now, but I never even got detention in high school. Life can have stretches of shaky potatoes. It's good to have utensils and cooking equipment on hand when it does. Condiments don't hurt either. I seriously want to find the attendant again, forgive him as Ive been taught, but then tell him the world has enough shaky potatoes with his! bleep uconn and UNC though. Man am I hammered. I need to find a chick or something so i wont be tempted to celebrate as much
seriously though, bleep UNC!! Theyre probably UNCooney.