Since I have a Comcast subscription, I get Peacock for free. So, I'm watching Crown Jewel today.
My take:
Edge vs. Rollins in Hell In A Cell. Excellent, perhaps five minutes too long. Chairs, tables, ladder, tools. One table spot too many, and they probably missed the crowd sweet spot. Edge wins the rubber match. At least 4 1/4 stars on the Meltzer scale. Edge is a great face, Rollins is a great heel.
Mansoor vs. Ali. A TV match, kicked up a notch. Ali plays smarmy heel, not particularly convincingly.
Mansoor wins, Ali beats him up post-match. Some guy comes out wrapped in one of those turban thingies. Takes his sweet time getting to ring. Unmasks. He won a silver medal in kickboxing in the Olympics for Saudi Arabia. Takes out Ali with one kick and celebrates with Mansoor. Give the people what they want. 3 stars
Orton and Riddle vs. AJ Styles and Omos. Speaking of giving the people what they want, Riddle rides out on a camel. I marked out. Pretty short match b/c there is simply no way to mask the ponderousness of Omos. He's a heat-killer. Orton and Riddle retain. 3 stars. Other than the camel, this was a TV match. One thing you won't see on tonight's telecast from Saudi Arabia: Cameltoes.
Queen Of The Ring 'Final': Doudrop vs. Zelina Vega. Both dressed so modestly that not even a Saudi male could get aroused. This is unspeakably bad. Crowd is silent. Looks like first day of rasslin' school 101. Vega kicks out twice, which sucked. She wins with a 'Code Red Power Bomb', whatever that is. All I know is that Doudrop had to work to hold her own shoulders onto the mat. Minus-five stars. Now Zelina is posing with crown and scepter. EEE-ewww.
Goldberg vs. Lashley No Holds Barred/Falls Count Anywhere. We all know that Goldberg blows up quickly. I'm setting the over/under at 4 minutes. Goldberg comes out chewing gum and looking every bit his age. He looks none too steady. (Lots of WWE-style crowd sweetening all night, BTW.) Slow. Lashley with a chair. Now Lashley searches for, finally finds, and pulls out a table while Goldberg 'rests'. Lashley goes through table that he had set up in corner. Spear, jackhammer, but Goldberg wants to inflict more punishment. He can barely walk. 'Marching toward the lifeless body of Bobby Lashley'. Well, it might be a lot of things, but not lifeless. These announcers. Here come 'The Hurt Business'. Goldberg turns them into geeks. Lashley selling his heart out. Goldberg spears him onto a crash pad. Onetwothree. 'Bobby Lashley has not moved' as he moves all over the crash pad. I'm sorry, I can't suspend my disbelief when watching Goldberg. Well, they'll have to figure out a way to heat up Lashley again. Too long.
King Of The Ring Finals: Finn Balor vs. Xavier Woods. Should be a quality match, if given time. The question is--will it be better than a Raw main event? Solid grappling to start. If Mansoor and Ali was kindergarten, this is finishing school. There've been a few notable missed 'boots to the face' tonight. Just saw one in this match. Woods wins with an elbow off the top. Real good match, well-paced. Balor was the best 'wrestler' I've seen tonight. Could've used a couple more minutes, but I'd say 3 and 3/4 stars. The crown looks so Burger King-esque, though. Minus three stars for the crown--unless he gets fries with that.
Big E vs. Drew McIntyre For WWE Championship. McIntyre and his sword enter first. Reminds me of a sardonic line from a Randy Newman song:
"Why must everyone laugh at my mighty sword?"
BTW, McIntyre's sword is 'named after his late mother'. Who might, or might not, have been a 'sword swallower'. (See, kids, blogging ain't that difficult...)
Both guys know how to throw each other and how to get thrown around. Much more of a power match than Balor/Woods, but keeping up a real good pace. Near-falls off of power moves. They don't need the crowd sweetening for this one. And you can really tell the difference.
Big E kicks out of the Claymore, and wins with a power move. My only negative was that the finisher was far from the most impressive spot in the match, and I don't think the crowd bought it. 4 stars. I'm happy to see Big E with the belt. But McIntyre won't be belt-less for long.
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair For Smackdown Women's Championship. Women's attire du-jour features T-shirts (yes, you can buy them all at the WWE store) over long sleeves. Lynch is now 'Big Time Becks', complete with yellow and black T. Opening spots look too choreographed.
Becky's moves look crisp. Sasha's, not so much. Typical WWE three-way:. All three only in ring maybe about 1/3 of the time. Formula: Two wrestle, one rests, wash, rinse, repeat. When Becky's out, match drags.
Pretty sloppy, they need to go to the finish soon. Yep, they're going to the quick near-falls, action has picked up. Lynch's cardio looks great. Becky with a double-disarmer on both women. Becky pins Sasha using the ropes. Good finishing sequence for all three. Sasha just looks a bit clunky to me. I'd go 3 3/4.
Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar For WWE Universal Championship. Of course, the question is, who is Paul Heyman gonna leave the ring with? I don't know, since it looks like this angle is gonna go straight through to Wrestlemania. Gotta figure that Lesnar gets the belt at some point, then loses it at WM. Just don't know if tonight's that night. Heyman has been superb in building this angle. He has no equal.
Reigns' entrance is interminable. Hope they're going past 4 EDT, otherwise, it'll be a short match.Lesnar is wearing your pop-pop's swimming trunks and MMA gloves. I see a roll of fat or two. He just heads to the ring. Let's hope he doesn't blow up this time...
First suplex two minutes in. Brock's face already turning red. Give Lesnar credit, he's not coasting like Goldberg. Reigns with a spear.
Lesnar leapfrogs over Reigns. That was unbelievable. Suplex #2 from Lesnar. 3. 4, though not as impressive. -5 from Lesnar, Reigns kicks out. Lesnar breathing heavily. He's catching his breath now.
Reigns goes for an -5 and...REF BUMP!! Lesnar would have won, as ref could've counted to 100. Lesnar kicks ref out of ring. No official. Gee, something tells me we're headed to a controversial finish. Heyman tosses the belt into the ring, says 'You know what to do with it'. Lesnar wins tug-o-war, but Usos superkick Lesnar, Reigns hits Lesnar with belt, and pins Lesnar. The question remains--who was Heyman tossing the belt to? To be continued.
I enjoyed the match, and especially the angle.
Really good PPV. Since I didn't pay for it, it was worth every penny I didn't spend on it.