OburgOrange
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That goes without saying. Just sayin... with a woody ...
That goes without saying. Just sayin... with a woody ...
Politics and politicians.
Dear both parties,
You suck.
Signed,
Taxpayers
When it's so cold out, like minus 25, and you shoot the puck and it hits the post and breaks in half. And it was the only puck. And then, the beer freezes after you open it.
Keep your beer and your pucks insideSupposed to be -30 tonight
And your Whiskey d*icks.Keep your beer and your pucks inside
And your Whiskey d*icks.
Shrinkage... with a woody ...
This is going to wind up being the longest thread in Syracusefan history.
Well, not A or B, so C it is!Anyone who claims they've never experienced WD is either
A) lying
B) a woman
C) God
Well, not A or B, so C it is!
You should feel bad
absolutely this. I don't understand the big hurry to get on the plane so you can sit there for another 45 minutes before take off unless you are also one of those douches that carries on a suitcase the size of the Hindenburg, taking up all of the available space in the overhead compartment. Blue ribbon to those folks that don't use their own overhead compartment
I will widen this a bit, by hating on anyone who stands in the middle of a supermarket aisle having a conversation as it it were a freakin' cocktail party. Drives me nuts.All the old ladies at Wegmans that choose to have a conversation in the middle of the isle while I am trying so damn hard to get to the beer isle...
The guy that brings his Ipad to the bar, and wants to show people "funny pictures" that people share on Facebook... Bro, I deleted you from Facebook already because of this , dont make me delete you from the bar.
The morning I woke up with a huge hangover, to find my electrician naked in my loft, his wife on my couch, my flat screen on the ground and my front door broken... Bro, next time I call you for help, we arent drinking until after you finish the job.
People that b!tch about it being cold and dark.. Bro, you moved to Alaska.. if you dont like it, leave. We are all cold, it sucks that it's dark, but we are dealing with it. Dont sit in the bar and cry everytime someone opens the door.
When my wife thinks that A. when the Giants arent playing on Sunday, I dont need to watch football.. or B. when the Giants suck so bad it makes me want to choke a mofo, I shouldnt watch football... Baby, it's Sunday.. I dont work on Sundays for a reason. Join a book club or something.
The fact that my company xmas party was at a resturant that only served beer.. Woman who set this up, I'm hanging out with you, during my personal time. Next time make sure I can get an margarita
Someone is Mr. Crankypants today.
That sucks. Didn't know you guys up there get all gussied up.Meh, an hour left of work and I was just told that the "office chair drag race" that I had just finished making brackets for, wasent going to fly... effers.