Did anyone watch that Arena League last winter where the fans got to call the plays?
OttoinGrotto would just call four verts on every play.
sutomcat would have an encyclopedia memory of plays and use a specific call that worked like 4 years ago in a similar situation.
CuseLegacy would run the I Formation and boss the game, like she does this board.
Rocco would have an offense that was silent for long stretches and then come out of nowhere for huge productivity in a short burst.
Chip (Insert Tight Ends joke)
TexanMark I don't know what the offense would look like, but he would definitely have a plan to get to the end zone (and what to do there) on every series.